Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML
Today, I found out that my son (17) lied about not being able to get the time off from his job for our family vacation and has been partying and screwing his girlfriend while we're thousands of miles away. FML
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Today, not only is my son stupid enough to spend £50 on a bag of garden weeds because the dealer told him it was marijuana, he's also stupid enough to refuse to believe he was conned, and try to smoke it anyway. FML
Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, I found out that while my mother-in-law claimed to be babysitting my son, she was actually dropping him off at an unlicensed “day care” in a shady part of town so she could go out. How did I find out? The house was raided by police. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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CryosFear 14
Maybe he's secretly in charge of a cartel :P
GreatBigWorld_ 15
I'd be another thing if he sold them for Euros, those are a higher currency than pesos (:
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Comments (119)
sydneysays 15
Dios mio
cornyrob 33
How about, "Today, i found out my son was selling pot. FML."
cocacola999 27
Agreed. Plus it's completely possible to change money at the bank, so I don't really understand the problem with pesos. Just the fact that OP's son is a drug dealer.
Polynomial 28
The problem is variable exchange rates, and the bank takes a decent cut.
may14th 26
because it makes it funnier for us that he was receiving pesos.
FunGhoost 10
Is anyone else wondering what kind of pots he is selling? Cooking pots or the drug?
cocacola999 27
No.
Liamj774 36
That's terrible. Selling for pesos. That's how you know he's gone wrong
taylorpric3 9
what's his number I need some.
LittleBells 17
You're 14, why are you doing drugs?
chill99 15
What a nice kid he was to pay for your anniversary celebration in Cancun!
Scarylizard1798 23
...stupid kid
EvilLittleMan 23
I would think he's losing money on each transaction.
orbit 22
But they never said how many pesos he was selling it for...it is still money so it purley depends on the amount, not the actual currency.
vikky538 29
is it Mexican pot ..
Spark_Slicker 19
Pesos are currency that is used in Mexico, The Philippines, and some South American countries.
Spark_Slicker 19
Woops, now that I read your comment again I realize I misunderstood. I thought that you were asking if Pesos were Mexican pot. XD
vikky538 29
that's fine...
hk1998 8
This kid has got his own plans