nodad
United States
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Sneaky
Today, I caught my dad stealing my money again, after I'd warned him he was on his last chance. I threw him out, since he’s been sleeping rough on my sofa. He reported me to the authorities for "elder abuse" and showed them fresh bruises I know the conniving old bastard gave himself. I was handcuffed. FML
DreDre
Charity
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML
fox_at_heart
Philadelphia, United States
So close…
Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML
Anonymous
United States
Parenting in 2021
Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML
thehumanshield
United States
At last!
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
ahhahaha
United States
Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML
Bobo
Heist
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
Mr. Unlucky
Woodbridge, United States
Anti-Dad
Today, after suffering a severe brain injury and receiving a large amount of money from the lawsuit for physical and mental rehab, I found out that my dad stole it all and spent it on himself. FML
Anonymous
Uncle Fester
Today, my asshole uncle stole the painkillers I was prescribed after my surgery. To top it all off, the pharmacy called CPS on my mom when she attempted to replace them because they thought she was lying, so they're going to be investigating. FML
Top comments
epicaussie 6
I hope for your sake you don't follow in his foot steps. Fyl op :/
ReynshineCutting 10
He's not a dick. He has an addiction and needs help. Since it most likely started after being prescribed some for an injury, it's not his fault and he needs therapy. Don't be mad OP. Offer to help him with it.
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epicaussie 6
I hope for your sake you don't follow in his foot steps. Fyl op :/
hannahcorrine 0
Is he an addict, or did he need it for the aftereffects of surgery?
ImFrackinBored 13
Well isnt he great?
baconftw 9
Only the near-retarded ones get caught buying drugs ;)
Malinkrot 3
withdrawal is a bitch. and the sad thing is, many people don't intentionally become opiate addicts. they get prescribed painkillers after surgery or an injury, become addicted, and then the doctor cuts them off because of all the strict laws about painkillers. so then the person is withdrawing and the opiate has messed with the chemicals in their brain, telling them, "you NEED to get more!" thats how people end up going to the methadone clinic all their life or turning to heroin
zombicidal 11
I wonder if OP is Dr. Rocksos kid
zombicidal 11
17 I was thinking of Eddie dean throughout your whole comment (if you don't know who that is you don't read enough Stephen king)
ScOrPiOnloool 6
U r very close to my birthday mine was 27/11/87
hinchkongfang 0
I LoVED under the dome - great book!!
wazdog 4
Could've been worse. Could've been an undercover transvestite.
13FTW 9
But then he wouldn't have gone to jail? He just would've woken up with a funny feeling is his bum.
D37H100 5
28, eh ether way he's having that feeling lol
lemon_phat 11
Good attempt..
SnowFlakeInAK 7
Yikes! Hope he gets in rehab soon!! Sorry your dad is a dirtbag OP :(
SkardeyKat 3
Just because someone has an addiction problem doesn't automatically make them a dirtbag. It is pretty low that he stole money from op, hopefully op's dad will use this opportunity to get the help he needs.
nick347b 6
You were raise by a moron.
Bmocc 3
Raised*
DynamicDave 11
So were you, apparently.
iam_yummylicious 12
Because they left off a "d"? Simple typographical error that many people accidentally commit... Especially while using cell phones. Way to be jerks.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
If a word isn't spelled correctly the comment is automatically thumbed down and grammar Nazis attack with full force. Everyone should know this by now! :P
miserypoison 13
Times like this where a facepalm can only go so much..
DropBearHunter 8
Its where an ovarian delight does the rest.
Madden12 6
When you leave money lying around like that, you're basically an enabler OP. Times like these when people ask themselves - where are the paren.. I mean where are the KIDS? If you can't be raised by them, don't have parents!
MrSassypants 34
He bought it from a cop? Then that means the cop should et arrested to for being a bad undercover cop and selling that and... oh. Well nevermind.
Aamanize 4
You are retarded correct? And undercover cop dumb shit! He tricked him into buying the drug Jesus christ k fear for humanity
Senior29 8
aah, families... ;)
DropBearHunter 8
What is wrong with good ol weed? Oh, and FYL for having a junkie dad.
SinisterMedic 0
Sweet Mary Jane:) Kids, lets go back to the good 'ol days and start TOKING!
Enslaved 38
Wow! Stealing to buy drugs? I've heard of kids stealing from their parents but haven't really the other way around. I hope your dad's not addicted.
Joey44 15
When someone's stealing money from their own kid to buy drugs, I would say it's a fairly safe bet they're addicted.