Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML
Today, I found out that my son (17) lied about not being able to get the time off from his job for our family vacation and has been partying and screwing his girlfriend while we're thousands of miles away. FML
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Today, not only is my son stupid enough to spend £50 on a bag of garden weeds because the dealer told him it was marijuana, he's also stupid enough to refuse to believe he was conned, and try to smoke it anyway. FML
Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, I found out that while my mother-in-law claimed to be babysitting my son, she was actually dropping him off at an unlicensed “day care” in a shady part of town so she could go out. How did I find out? The house was raided by police. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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CryosFear 14
Maybe he's secretly in charge of a cartel :P
GreatBigWorld_ 15
I'd be another thing if he sold them for Euros, those are a higher currency than pesos (:
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Comments (119)
Iceberg86300 14
What's the problem with pesos? Doesn't mean anything about going to Mexico, As long as his operation was profitable you know he's smart enough to do currency conversions. Getting caught by the parents............. well that's a different story. At least it was you and not the cops, because if you snagged him the cops definitely would have some or later, if they aren't already on to him. Destroy all evidence NOW.
Sakuraashita 15
That's what you get for marrying Snookie... (Kidding, of course I know I'll probably have a bunch of people saying that Snookie's to young to have a kid that age.)
wang33334 12
Op! I need to defend for Mexico! It's a nice country,why not! Btw, people use peso there.
Manosapo 18
Time to take a trip to the currency exchange place.
MissBehavin77 18
So selling pot isn't a problem apparently, just the fact that he sold it for the wrong money. And the parent of the year award goes too...
jcast0627 9
He's outsourcing.
Fang713 28
I love how you comment on the pesos, not the pot.
GingaNinja01 15
It's a Jersey thing. (Anyone remember that South Park episode? XD)
burristhethird 16
That kid is going places. Jail, but places.
soulreaper12296 28
What I wanna know is why there is obliviously a large group of people in New Jersey with pesos?