Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML
Wouldn't you?
Today, I found out that my son (17) lied about not being able to get the time off from his job for our family vacation and has been partying and screwing his girlfriend while we're thousands of miles away. FML
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Dumbass
Today, not only is my son stupid enough to spend £50 on a bag of garden weeds because the dealer told him it was marijuana, he's also stupid enough to refuse to believe he was conned, and try to smoke it anyway. FML
Parenting in 2021
Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, I found out that while my mother-in-law claimed to be babysitting my son, she was actually dropping him off at an unlicensed “day care” in a shady part of town so she could go out. How did I find out? The house was raided by police. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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CryosFear 14
Maybe he's secretly in charge of a cartel :P
GreatBigWorld_ 15
I'd be another thing if he sold them for Euros, those are a higher currency than pesos (:
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notfat14 18
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Maybe he sold it to Mexicans haha
addictedtoIASIP 14
That's not the point..
notfat14 18
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Oh well I didn't know that
martin8337 36
So what is the point?
ShannonBitt 29
#51 the point is that the kid has no use for pesos; they're worthless in his country unless he exchanges them, which he'd have to pay for
201chasew 22
I hope he is at least getting the rates correct. 10 pesos for a gram would be a massive loss.
CryosFear 14
Maybe he's secretly in charge of a cartel :P
incoherentrmblr 22
Even then, I still think they'll take $US over $MXP...
xSLEEPYxHEADx 22
This definitely should have been first comment. Lol
GreatBigWorld_ 15
I'd be another thing if he sold them for Euros, those are a higher currency than pesos (:
mat_sib 18
Euros and pesos are nowhere close
ElricMustang 23
That's the point. Instead of selling it for pesos, which has a lower currency, he'd make more if he sold it for a higher currency like Euros
NeatNit 33
how does that work?! unless you mean psychologically, it would only mean he'd charge less euros for the pot which equal the same amount of money
StantheMan93 12
#53 But euros are more widely used throughout the world and it costs money to get money exchanged. That is if you can find a place that exchanges pesos for euros where OP is.
NiceGuysDoWin 21
Yes, but I believe the point 53 was trying to make is that the type of currency does not matter if you adjust your price to take that into consideration. If I'm charging 5,000 pesos per gram, and you are charging 50 Euros per gram, I'm still making more money than you after the exchange is handled, and we are both making more than the guy selling it for street value American cash.
cryssycakesx3 23
57 why would he trade pesos for euros?
six922 6
this is the second dumbest conversation ive ever read
Godsofdracos 15
I really, really want to know the first...
NeatNit 33
83, I feel bad for you... not only because I completely agree, but also because there is so much worse and at some point you're gonna have to see that :) see xkcd 1166 for a cute little window into the world of internet conversations!
Saraishi 25
@53 That's not how you use psychologically...
ryanpreiss 17
When I first read this I thought OP was mad the kid didn't sell the pot for the local currency...
sayyestothedress 24
Why would OP be ok with her son selling pot?
ryanpreiss 17
It was a joke. People take this site very seriously. Of course I don't think OP is upset with the kind of currency. I should probably refrain from using sarcasm.
gemstone586 12
that was my first thought, too. Lol. who knows, obviously ppl sell pot, who's to say op doesn't?? :)
MrConcise 35
@27 - I do. I know OP personally, we're paraglidesail buddies and his name starts with a letter.
natp1982 2
everyone's name starts with a letter....I don't get this comment, LOL
PoisonOrchid 21
Please don't ever refrain form using sarcasm. It's like a rare gem on this site lately. And all of us with fully functioning brains and an actual sense of humor enjoy it tremendously.
orsombre_fml 11
You should have added {sarcasm} for thé mourrons to understand you...
krispybacon4321 23
Preach it bruh. Or sister... Lol
MomentoMori 23
Have a talk with him and see what's going through his mind.
lifted95ram 13
"What are you doing?! That's the wrong type of cash!!"
AnOriginalName 19
I don't think anything is going through his mind.
StiffPvtParts 43
He might be planning ahead for when the heat catches up to him :3
xx000o 27
Maybe the kid doesn't know the difference between a dollar and a peso.
NiceGuysDoWin 21
.Or maybe his supplier is Mexican, and accepts pesos for his payments...Or maybe he was charging 5,000 pesos per gram, exchanging it at a bank, and actually making quite a bit more than he would if he was only accepting American cash...
thebigtwinkie 28
that would be just sad...
orbit 22
maybe he just likes shiney coins?
andyeatsworld 10
Taco money is very valid sir!
Lasagnaa 24
Maybe it's his way off telling you he's moving to Mexico. Or your son is just a dumbass.
Tthug 34
I'm leaning towards the later. Either that or he knows something the rest of us don't. I mean I know the dollar is going downhill, but the peso isn't exactly a secure investment choice.
Brandi_Faith 34
I wondered if Op's son was selling the pot only to make enough money to move to Mexico. Just because "they" weren't planning on going to Mexico doesn't mean his son wasn't.
cakefete2 31
Whatever the plan was, I dare say, it was "half-baked".
annarcheer 19
maybe he didn't know..