Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my son was never accepted into the local university two years ago. He actually went out and got a job, and only lied about it so he could keep living in my house rent-free. The conniving bastard makes more than I do at my minimum-wage job. FML
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Today, after weeks of money slowly disappearing from the stash in my bedroom, I confronted my son about it. I'm not sure which is worse: that my son is a thief or that he actually blamed his father for it. We've been divorced and haven't spoken for eight years. FML
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Today, I learned why so much money has been missing from my credit card account. My boyfriend stole it, and has been buying toys for his 3 children. I never knew he had kids. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, I found out my son has not one, not two, but three children with various women. I confronted him about this and he truly doesn’t care. He has support payments he hasn’t paid in months, and he doesn’t even know his name of his youngest son, because he doesn’t care enough to remember it. FML
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
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Top comments
Zac Verhoef 3
That's some serious bullsh*t, you should call the cops. Not only is it possibly grand theft/larceny, it is also a felony just for opening the mail that's not addressed to him.
famlife 6
I'm sorry. Life is rough enough without so called family members making it rougher. Get your money back and don't dwell on the past. Don't ever contact the dad again...let the authorities do that while putting his dumb ass in jail.
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Zac Verhoef 3
That's some serious bullsh*t, you should call the cops. Not only is it possibly grand theft/larceny, it is also a felony just for opening the mail that's not addressed to him.
Aarron Gravlee 2
thats so ****** up
famlife 6
I'm sorry. Life is rough enough without so called family members making it rougher. Get your money back and don't dwell on the past. Don't ever contact the dad again...let the authorities do that while putting his dumb ass in jail.
RichardPencil 32
You didn't exactly dodge a bullet with that loser. But the wound wasn't fatal.
rainbowdonnareed 18
Why is your son homeless? And yes call the cops, he forged his sons name
notyourbaby 8
It is againt the law to open someone else's mail that isn't addressed to you. Also major fraud through unemployment. You need to contact the unemployment office and report this, then the cops, then ditch his ass for good.