Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML
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booman342 13
Let the police know ASAP. I don't know about where you live, but in NY if you don't report something like that you're considered an accomplice.
GloUp_fml 18
That's not cool OP. Have a talk with them and tell them you don't want your house becoming a drug spot
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GloUp_fml 18
That's not cool OP. Have a talk with them and tell them you don't want your house becoming a drug spot
smackaroonial 20
How else is he going to pay for those diapers? Selling weed is the only lucrative option.
xswitch74 17
Diapers are expensive. #thestruggle
booman342 13
Let the police know ASAP. I don't know about where you live, but in NY if you don't report something like that you're considered an accomplice.
Scotth901 22
He lives in Texas. Where else would something like this come up XD
TweetAnne 13
Not all Texans are like that.
bandaidstations 28
people all over the world sell drugs...
lantz4levi 19
Exactly. It's Texas. One of the most hardcore right states there is. Hardcore right is against drugs even marijuana (for the most part). So your point makes no sense whatsoever
ballinball 14
snitch incoming hate comments
friday9733 11
**** that noise
UmmOkThen 31
Time to find some new roommates. You could also decide to become a druggy and cash in on the free weed, but that seems like a bad idea.
deathmec 20
Free weed? Sign me up.
NonScaryPumkin 22
I don't know this is up to you but maybe Child Protection services would be a good thing to call. The child's life is in potential danger so you should consider it.
militarybrat 21
Why is this thumbed down? That is a legit concern. And yes a reason a child would be taken away.
Xamry14 10
For weed? No. You people are the reason CPS makes bank.
onlychildFTW 34
One day someone comes by who isn't so friendly. Or a rival drug dealer. The child could be put in harms way. Doesn't matter if it's drugs or guns. It would t be the first time a known drug dealers place was shot up/robbed/damaged by someone.
Cian_1 28
At least you'll probably get free weed. :P
lexred 30
You can't help it...your friend is already...umm...what to say....corrupted. U can't make him come back on the right track again.
Scotth901 22
That is extremely dangerous for the child. Tell him to stop and outline the risks, the tell the police if he doesn't stop. Safety of the child is most important.
Tripartita 45
Ask yourself, "What would Jes—what would people on TV do?" The answer probably involves hiring actors to pose as violent customers and scare your roommates out of selling anymore. If it turns out your roommates have weapons or are able to defend themselves… uh, don't worry; it should resolve itself in half an hour anyway.