Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML
Today, I found out that my son (17) lied about not being able to get the time off from his job for our family vacation and has been partying and screwing his girlfriend while we're thousands of miles away. FML
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Today, not only is my son stupid enough to spend £50 on a bag of garden weeds because the dealer told him it was marijuana, he's also stupid enough to refuse to believe he was conned, and try to smoke it anyway. FML
Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, I found out that while my mother-in-law claimed to be babysitting my son, she was actually dropping him off at an unlicensed “day care” in a shady part of town so she could go out. How did I find out? The house was raided by police. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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Top comments
CryosFear 14
Maybe he's secretly in charge of a cartel :P
GreatBigWorld_ 15
I'd be another thing if he sold them for Euros, those are a higher currency than pesos (:
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Comments (119)
DiamondGirlj 18
'We' might not of planned it, but 'he' sure is
Brandi_Faith 34
My exact thought! If I were op I'd have a serious talk with him, sounds like he's not only selling pot but planning on using the money to move to Mexico.
hoopgrug 5
Have, not of.
soulangelnowings 10
perhaps YALL wasn't planning on going to Mexico. One way ticket for one please lol kids
sjbartholome 14
It's sad that you are more concerned that he's getting selling it for pesos instead of the fact he's selling pot in the first place!
Ardeku 15
Yeahhh... unless you realize that OP was probably more disappointed in the pot selling in the first place. doing it for pesos was just icing on the cake that makes this FML unique and more funny than it would be otherwise.
MrsKilown 20
Annnndddd you're more concerned about the type of money he gets, instead of the real problem. Merica.
Ardeku 15
OP didn't say that they were more upset about pesos than pot selling. also saying 'merica like that is stupid and needs to end.
Polynomial 28
Smart kid. When the Peso gets stronger his prices will stay the same, but his value will increase.
Mysterious_one 26
so if it was bucks then it wouldn't be a problem?
itsjusttofunny 8
maybe the kid is planning a trip to Mexico.
EbyKat 16
I don't know about Jersey, but in Seattle we have a currency exchange at the mall.
CaptainCookie 8
Most places have one somewhere, but the problem is that if he isn't charging approximately 13.44 times as much as he would with dollars, then he's losing a whole lot of money. Those currency exchange places also take a bunch of your money just for the service.
laden_swallow09 35
Yeah, "we" don't have any plans to go to Mexico, just like "we" aren't the ones who's selling pot. Either that, or the kid is just a moron. Since this is FML, I'm leaning towards the latter.
Joshery 14
His brain is already screwed up from too many drugs