Today, I found out that while my mother-in-law claimed to be babysitting my son, she was actually dropping him off at an unlicensed “day care” in a shady part of town so she could go out. How did I find out? The house was raided by police. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML
Today, I got basically raided by Child Welfare on very true reports I left a 4 month-old boy home alone with just water. The boy in question is my dog. FML
Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are in trouble because they left me home alone for almost two weeks (I'm 16) and my Karen neighbor found out and called social services. FML
Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Today, two weeks after giving my daughter-in-law a severe scolding for forcing my son to do chores and babysit the kids on his days off, I went to visit them and found out that they'd changed the locks, so my key no longer works. FML
Today, I found out that my son and his stepdad have bonded over covering for each others' misbehaviour so I don’t find out. Between them they have kept it secret that my son sneaks out at 1am to see his secret girlfriend, that my husband lost £500 gambling, that my son scratched the car… The list goes on. FML
Today, I'd always suspected my mother-in-law hated me. My suspicions were confirmed when I went to pick up my son from her house after work. She smiled smugly and let me know that he’d been asleep since noon. It’s after 5. He’s never going to get back to sleep now. FML
Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML
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bluhbluhbluh 14
On the plus side, your baby has street cred now.
Zachary8261 28
That’s when you disown your mother in la-I mean woman Hitler.
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Comments (18)
lukesick1 12
That's when you have to find a real one
RichardPencil 32
A real mother-in-law?
jkjorn 18
Both.
lukesick1 12
Daycare
Zachary8261 28
That’s when you disown your mother in la-I mean woman Hitler.
RichardPencil 32
She was just outsourcing! Just be glad she hasn’t heard how low the cost of child care is in India.
bluhbluhbluh 14
On the plus side, your baby has street cred now.
Glowworm56 27
Why am I highly reminded of that Flintstones episode where the husbands take their babies out for a walk, but they're actually playing cards and gambling while the babies are all parked outside the house in their carriages?
Wintermelons 19
.-.
DanielleinDC 34
I'm so sorry. I hope you can find alternative arrangements for your child.
Meghan Pappas 7
I would disown the bitch and let my wife punch her in the face a few hundred times
onceuponatime456 16
Get the ***** out of your life and make sure she never sees your child again!
corky1992 33
Yeah. She wouldn’t be allowed to be with my child unsupervised anymore.