Today, I decided to give things a go with the guy that has fancied me for three years, based purely on my looks. After getting to know my personality, he has decided he no longer fancies me at all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over two months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me seven years ago. I fell for him twice. FML
Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML
Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of four months obsessing over that shithead. FML
Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
Today, I dressed up nicely to see the guy that I like and have been talking to for the last 3 months. Just when I thought he was finally going to ask me to be his girlfriend, he told me that he's actually had a girlfriend for 3 years now, but was too afraid to tell me because he really likes me. FML
Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML
Today, I fell for a guy after three years of being celibate, after he showed all the signs of being into me. It turns out that he likes my best friend, who is dating another guy I liked, and was just using me to compensate for her unavailability. I guess I am really a walking, talking example of Murphy's law. FML
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Top comments
Sipos 0
People aren't always right for each other
Fleur_fml 0
Saaaaame thing happened to me. I feel for ya.
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Comments (41)
teethingtom 0
better than being ugly with a fine personality that no one ever bothers to get to know.
Sipos 0
People aren't always right for each other
Fleur_fml 0
Saaaaame thing happened to me. I feel for ya.
llawll 0
lol twat.. reminds me of dane cook... that suks..
Johnathan_Doe 0
agreed. at least you have the looks
katzgoboom 0
This reminds me of that one South Park, where they make fun of pretty people with no personality.
xhopefulsecretx 0
It has happened to me, as well. I hope we have personalities, I sincerely do.
24788 7
yea, personality is huge to some people.
johncenafan427 0
i judge mostly on looks.
Tuffmuffin 10
Shallow
b4sk3tb4ll 0
What a douche... We guys need to be smarter than that.. At least get to know them before you "fancy" or like them... Sorry bout it though.