Today, I realized I wasn't getting notifications for my voicemail, so I decided to check it and found out that I had 3 job offerings that are no longer an option. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while checking my voicemail, I noticed I had received one from a job that I've been trying to get in for months. Too bad they called two weeks ago. FML
Phones, how do they work?!
Today, a voicemail suddenly appeared in my messages. Last week I missed a call from an Unknown caller, and no number was listed. Turns out they wanted to arrange an interview for a job I really wanted. They left a number in the voicemail, telling me to call them back that day if I was interested. FML
The mainframe had been haxored
Today, I found out my email hasn't been working for 10 days. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal, but it just so happens that a position opened up for my dream job while this was happening. I would have gotten the job, but instead they gave it to someone I just finished training. FML
Failure
Today, I discovered a bunch of emails from my old account that weren't forwarded to my new one. Because of this, I missed a job offer, as well as all the emails from my long-distance boyfriend asking if he could visit. I still don't have a job, and I broke up with him because he "failed to communicate." FML
Probably not
Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML
Classic
Today, I was laid off from my job as a manager. After cleaning out my office, I began clearing my computer. I received an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too bad it was for my job. FML
Today, I saw a missed call on my phone. Thinking it was one of the multiple jobs I applied for, I called back. Turns out it was just a debt collector. FML
Thanks mom
Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML
Today, I got a missed call from a lady at an employment agency asking why I hadn't turned up to an information session for a potential job. Yesterday, the same lady told me the job position was canceled. FML
The long goodbye
Today, I found out my job is trying to get me to quit. FML
Top comments
Ramb0 20
maybe you should check them anyway, especially if you are expecting a response from somebody. you should call up your supplier though
laurenemilyy 17
That sucks OP but keep in mind that if three companies want you, you must be suitable for the jobs you're applying for. Head up!
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Comments (33)
cnbcad 15
Why would you not keep an eye on vm when you're waiting for important calls?
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Hard to keep an eye on something when it isn't notifying you to begin with.
cnbcad 15
No it's not. You touch the screen and look.
prdctnln 10
You do realise everyone's phone works differently?
aeryn97 17
my thought was maybe the calls weren't registering either but it doesn't say.
PDSot 21
it does say that they were able to check it so it's their fault for not checking it to begin with it's not "everybodys phone is different" they were literally able to check it and they didnt
snowkittyyy 18
Sorry to hear that OP. At least now you know to check your voicemail whether you get notifications or not, in the future. I'm sure more opportunities will arrive, keep your chin up! :D
Ramb0 20
maybe you should check them anyway, especially if you are expecting a response from somebody. you should call up your supplier though
happysmile987 24
Gg
happysmile987 24
Oops this was a mistake comment, my keyboard spazzed out so thumb it down if you want to, I don't mind
happysmile987 24
Ouch, I feel your pain OP, I've done that before - but I only missed one job opportunity. I was so upset when it happened and I was so angry with myself and I didn't think I would find a new job but In the end I did so good luck OP :)
SK8WITME 19
Finally an FML I can relate to!
laurenemilyy 17
That sucks OP but keep in mind that if three companies want you, you must be suitable for the jobs you're applying for. Head up!
tranced_ 45
look at the bright side, you still have an iPhone!
doodlecloud 27
Debatable whether that's a good thing or not. Depends on personal preference.
yerawizardlizzy 27
Where do you get that OP has an iPhone?
coming back in the future 30
Op's name.
LPac5295 27
iPhones are full of bugs. Mine had one where if it deemed itself too cold it would shut off at any battery percentage. My record was it "dying" at 48%.
mwali02 32
Same thing happened to me last weekend, four hours away from home. Was not impressed, especially since my iPhone was fully charged at 100% initially. It decided to spontaneously die at 41% because it was too cold. I live in Canada! Winter is always cold! Unreliable...
Nomaddict 14
Always listen to your voicemail.