Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I found out that my sister is going to spend the last two months of her pregnancy in my house to be with my mother. She's bringing her three wild children with her. The visit also happens to coincide with my end of year examinations in May and June. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's with my pregnant sister, only to find out she still weighs less than me. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
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Top comments
NicoleP1993 29
Run as fast as you can to the nearest bookstore and buy her something actually useful. Before your sister thinks parenting is supposed to come with a shitton of drama..
nix1993 41
Sure. "What not to do"
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Comments (116)
Germer55 9
oh the irony
XxKosherxx 9
I don't know OP, she was probably trying "what not to do"
thisguy22 33
Tell her you think the ones that gave it up for adoption were the best parents of all.
corky1992 33
so basically she's hoping for handouts and someone to do pretty much everything for her..sounds like a great mother to be to me.
nightfall8705 33
Is she stupid for a living? Teen Mom and all of those other shows are utter shit. How about showing us "18 and Graduated" for a change?
papajohn16 12
They should make a "that's just stupid" button for ones like this
heartofhannah 28
Ah, yes because we all know Jenelle Evans and the rest of the teen mom cast members are mothers of the year.
jeragonm 15
She never learns. She just makes the same mistake thinking "maybe things will be different this time."
mattrd_fml 31
at least Chelsea has her head on straight. she puts her daughter first. she isn't running around getting married and then divorced and having more babies.
smashedbrains 1
Seriously non of your business tho you can try to help but be supportive
jeragonm 15
Step 1: don't have children as teenagers/ young adults. Wait until you are mature and grown up. Step 2: If you should fail Step 1, use Teen Mom as an example of how difficult your life will be. Try learn from their mistakes (as many of those on the show have not). DO NOT use it as an example that you will become famous.
alphafish17 16
At least she's trying