alli67
Today, I went to the doctor's with my pregnant sister, only to find out she still weighs less than me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Genetics
Today, my twin sister gave birth and somehow now weighs less than before she was pregnant. She also has huge boobs now and not a stretch mark in sight. Meanwhile, I’m still carrying an extra 15 pounds, even though I gave birth 5 years ago, and so many stretch marks I look like a fat zebra. FML
Some Girl
United States
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Betty
United States
Heavy
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
thatsfine
Guildford, United Kingdom
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
makinascene
United States
Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
bad brother
Keep it in your pants
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
fattie4life
United States
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
"Noelle Diane Irwin"
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
samikai523
United States
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
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brendirific 12
This FML depends on how many months pregnant OP's sister is
AllieCat21 21
If you're unhappy about your weight and want to make a change, use this as motivation.
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brendirific 12
This FML depends on how many months pregnant OP's sister is
quickit 24
It could depend on the height as well.
orbit 22
Muscle weights more than fat.
Tthug 34
Weights are located in the gym. But no. They both weigh the same. (You know the "which ways more, a pound of feathers or a pound of lead?"). Muscle is more dense is what you're trying to say.
DanielG2115 2
No, #22 is saying that if you have an amount of fat and the corresponding amount of muscle and way them, the muscle would weigh more, you're comparing in completely different ways although you are also correct.
asnakelovinbabe 16
It also doesn't really say much about OP or the sister. If you eat well, you actually don't gain that much weight during a pregnancy. Just a couple pounds. Most of it is water and drains out of you quickly.
kaablam 17
When my sister was pregnant with her kid, she(who is on the large side) actually lost weight over the pregnancy. I think Op needs to stop comparing herself to pregnant women ;)
AllieCat21 21
If you're unhappy about your weight and want to make a change, use this as motivation.
AnalAssassin1 14
Its about your mass not your weight.
danilynn6308 14
Its about fat-body weight ratio. Even if a person weighs (for example: a 20 yr old female) 100 pounds but doesn't work out or eat right, she is worse off then the 135 pound girl that eats good and has good exercising daily.
Becca_Bear_98 19
Well if you're taller than her it makes sense, same with how far along she is.
jimmer23 21
It happens. Can't let it get you down, #2 is right.
keiNan_fml 35
so you are the one who needs to work on weight issue....
Ltsdragons 19
You can change. It may not be easy, but you can eventually change! You can weigh less by diet and exercise I know it really isn't fun but in the end you'll be glad you did it. Congrats to you sister though :)
Pauline96_fml 20
If you do choose dieting, then I suggest weight watchers. That way you will lose any unhealthy weight you have without risking overdoing it.
feven 32
Also how long has she been pregnant?
thealaskanyoung 14
No biggie. Chin up, OP!
dazdaspaz 12
Chins*
buckstop1 37
No, she meant chin.
XCanadianBloodX 6
It was a fat joke lol
devildog562 33
Even if she is 5 months pregnant , it doesn't mean she is going to blow up and gain a ton of weight. If you feel uncomfortable, maybe make some changes. Do what makes you happy and healthy op.
kerstileann 26
Exactly what i was thinking, She's not gonna gain a million pounds because she's got a baby inside her.
mister_icicle 17
Immediately cut all carbs - pasta, bread, sugar, grains. Don't eat potatoes, don't consume alcohol. Fats and oils are ok, even butter and bacon. If you can do that for a week or two, you'll see some welcome and inspiring results.
eleven22 11
Completely eliminating carbs from your diet is not immediately going to make you lose weight. Carbs are actually very helpful in providing quick energy to the body, and pre-workout snacks often consist of some form of carbohydrates
Im2Shy 16
Shouldn't have to ever give up completely on any specific food unless allergies are involved. Everything in moderation is fine.
mister_icicle 17
I lost 20 lbs over 2 months after giving my system a reset like that. I'm not saying give it up forever! You won't process fats for energy as efficiently if your diet is carb-heavy, so they get stored instead of burned. And yes I definitely eat fruits.
ninety 25
Low carb is actually a very effective method of dieting when done correctly and paired with exercise. If you actually do the research, yes, you're limited to what you can eat when starting out, but eventually a lot of the legitimately healthy foods are added back in smaller amounts. I don't do it anymore as I had to drop it when I joined the military and went to basic a few years back, but I went from 150 down to 110 over the time that I did do it.