Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I found out that my sister is going to spend the last two months of her pregnancy in my house to be with my mother. She's bringing her three wild children with her. The visit also happens to coincide with my end of year examinations in May and June. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's with my pregnant sister, only to find out she still weighs less than me. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
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Top comments
NicoleP1993 29
Run as fast as you can to the nearest bookstore and buy her something actually useful. Before your sister thinks parenting is supposed to come with a shitton of drama..
nix1993 41
Sure. "What not to do"
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Comments (116)
stormkid 8
Oh my... ?
novacaner 10
Good luck with that lmao
echarlotte 19
Is she 16 too?
sarcasmine 19
Hey at least it's working
PunMasterEsquire 1
hopefully soon to be ex sister
ourtneyc 14
you know if there's any of the teen mom stars should should look up to it should be the originals like Maci Bookout who like does lectures on safe sex and the dangers of teen pregnancy and the catelynn chick who gave her baby up for adoption and is still with the baby daddy literally they've never broken up got married and had a kid of there own and everything which the others like jenelle are all ****** with that shit but the other 2 original teen moms Leah (?) and Farrah not very good there's nothing wrong with Farrah being a sex worker but she like has obviously neglected to even spend time with her kid and that Leah chick like was arrested for domestic violence and shit so like I guess it depends on which moms she's watching lol rant over
mattrd_fml 31
Chelsea is one of the good ones. she has a level head on her shoulders. she wasn't running around getting married and dating all the time and causing all kind of drama. she took time to get her GED, go to school and get a good job while taking care of her daughter. I commend her for overcoming the obstacles that the other moms fell victim to.
Badkarma4u 17
Barbara is my hero. HIGH! HIGH! YA BOTH HIGH!
LegionRapier61 8
Though this might be perceived as cold, I say this for society's sake.. Convince her to abort. We have way too many kids on the globe as it is and though I do not know your sister, I can assume that if she is watching Teen Mom then she probably isn't going to raise the next Nobel Peace Prize winner.... Children are a serious affair, and not everyone should have one... Hell most people shouldn't have kids. So to sum up. Abort, lament, maybe buy a puppy instead.
mattrd_fml 31
adoption would be a better option. she could still keep in contact with her child but wouldn't the one raising him/her. Both of my kids are adopted!
smoothies14 32
Misguided perhaps, but at least she's trying to get some direction on how to be a good parent.
soulreaper12296 28
F the child's life
wsj93 6
Lord bless that kid..