Today, I saw a little girl digging in the gravel inside the fireworks tent I work in. After she and her family left, I went and used my foot to smooth out the mound she'd made. In doing so, I discovered that she wasn't digging, she was burying. She'd pooped. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house and caught her digging for gold. She wasn't picking her nose - she was literally trying to dig for gold in her backyard. FML
Today, at work, some little girl went in the bathroom for quite a while. Came out for two minutes and went back in. She then came out with her finger clutched in a paper towel. One of the other coworkers went in to check the bathroom. The little girl wrote "Hi!" with her own poop. FML
Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was walking my aunt's dog to the park and I grabbed a few doggy bags to pick up the poop. As it turns out, the bag had a small unnoticeable hole in it, that grew bigger as I fit my hand through it. I ended up using my hand to pick up the poop and didn't realize it. FML
Today, I took an incredibly painful dump. After I cleaned myself up, I got up and was about to flush, until I saw something moving around in one of the logs of poop. It looked like an earthworm. It wasn't there when I sat down. FML
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Top comments
aimeecuria 9
Someone needs to be potty trained :P
izzie321 27
YOU! Don't you sh*t in my tent...
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Comments (64)
aimeecuria 9
Someone needs to be potty trained :P
MrClean17 15
Maybe she was just channeling her inner feline instincts
gloooooria 14
She didn't go in her pants. I'd say she is trained.
KaitlynNeal 13
Someone needs a leash
Jjimen1654 9
If she had the sense to make a whole and try to cover it up, id say shes more than potty trained.
lorraineald 7
She may not be house trained, but I'd say that she's litter trained.
paigebona 7
Yo aimee
aimeecuria 9
Heyy babeee
Wizardo 34
If she seduces herself does that mean she's asexual?
Wizardo 34
You threw yourself in the Shit Pit there my friend, should've looked before you stepped in it...
vespergreen 17
You just discovered someone's treasure!
RodzillaX 30
And one person's junk is another person's poop.
flashback.miss 28
Hey, homemade manure! But, hopefully, you were able to clean it out best you could.
izzie321 27
YOU! Don't you sh*t in my tent...
RodzillaX 30
You! Don't tell me what to do!
cathyfang1533 12
You! I'll shit where I want to!
team_cookies 11
I bet that's shitty
assassinbanana0 20
Your failure of a pun was shitty
emilyjgraham 34
Why use the same pun to insult their pun?
xTwig 10
Wow you guys suck with puns.
beatlesbaby12 9
Litter box style! FYL dude.
TwinkleToes7 15
Haha awe maybe she just really had to go?
cieloalicia 16
Did her family just not notice what she was doing?!
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Some parents don't seem to care what their kids get up to.
fluffycatsdad 33
Sad, but true!
scta 13
They were probably busy playing with their iPhones.