Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I found out that my sister is going to spend the last two months of her pregnancy in my house to be with my mother. She's bringing her three wild children with her. The visit also happens to coincide with my end of year examinations in May and June. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's with my pregnant sister, only to find out she still weighs less than me. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
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Top comments
NicoleP1993 29
Run as fast as you can to the nearest bookstore and buy her something actually useful. Before your sister thinks parenting is supposed to come with a shitton of drama..
nix1993 41
Sure. "What not to do"
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Comments (116)
worldclassrager 41
There is probably something better on to watch...or she could go to a class for parenting as well
arrowgold 19
F the kid's life, but at least she wants to be a good parent, now help point her in the right direction.
apineapple 40
At least she is making an effort. Thats more than some moms can say. But maybe she should try something else.
SouL_WraitH 12
hahaha
wordygirl 11
Your poor sister is a few cards short of a full deck. Those short of a full deck gravitate towards these types of programming, makes perfect sense. Now with her being with child this cycle will continue. Not a whole lot you can do. I hope you don't live in the same house, because that would really bite to have to be a witness to all this sadness.
chris9O 14
Maybe you could be closer with her and guide her through it, being a good loving sibling...? Lol nah she screwed up by watching teen mom to find help ahah. SDI and FYL
logank013 20
Sounds like a quality education...
Badkarma4u 17
Just tell her, "I home ya have fun living in the street with your booooooooyfriieend"
SOILEDIT 51
Well, at least she's in the right mindset. Steer her in the right direction.
LadyLuck93 20
oh wow this generation...