Today, my girlfriend and her best friend have been in a contest to see who can go the longest without showering. They’ve just hit day 22. They smell so bad, I can’t stand to be in the same room with them anymore. I'm really about to dump her. FML
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Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, my boyfriend has only showered about three times since we’ve been on lockdown. Our whole place smells like a sewer main burst in a pro-sports locker room filled with sweaty nut sacks and dead feet. His excuse? "It’s not like we have anywhere to go babe." I can’t even eat around him. FML
Today, our 16 year-old daughter is still staging a protest because we won’t let her scummy boyfriend move in with us. She’s decided to go on a “bathing strike” until we change our minds. It’s been over 30 days and our house smells like an NFL locker room took a shit in a bus station. FML
Today, my husband is going on his fifth consecutive day without a shower. He’s been working 16-hour shifts, and though I'm empathetic to his exhaustion, his foul body odor has overtaken the bedroom, and his excretions have discolored his side of the bed. I fear the worst. FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
Today, it's been 2 weeks since I took my girlfriend to meet my friends, and they made her play a drinking game. A question she had to answer was about me and how she liked my hygiene, because her ex had terrible hygiene and never wiped his ass. Today she dumped me for him, so now to my friends I'm the guy who is lower than the skidmarks guy. FML
Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Now? You should have been gone about 19 days ago.
jfigley 5
How old are they? Its still gross but if they are in their teens or early 20s I can see that. They sound like bunch of kids. Tell her you aren't happy and if they don't stop the foolishness, leave her until she grows up a bit....
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RichardPencil 32
Now? You should have been gone about 19 days ago.
ghostinflames 13
undoubtedly
jfigley 5
How old are they? Its still gross but if they are in their teens or early 20s I can see that. They sound like bunch of kids. Tell her you aren't happy and if they don't stop the foolishness, leave her until she grows up a bit....
Fata Morgana 1029 9
These people really don't sound mature enough for grown-up relationships. I'm sorry, OP, but run. This is a sign of nightmares to come.
sarahcroy20 12
Don't they have jobs? I'm not sure how this could work.
FatSheep87 2
that's gross.