Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I found out that my sister is going to spend the last two months of her pregnancy in my house to be with my mother. She's bringing her three wild children with her. The visit also happens to coincide with my end of year examinations in May and June. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's with my pregnant sister, only to find out she still weighs less than me. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML
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Top comments
NicoleP1993 29
Run as fast as you can to the nearest bookstore and buy her something actually useful. Before your sister thinks parenting is supposed to come with a shitton of drama..
nix1993 41
Sure. "What not to do"
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Comments (116)
jeff_boles 12
That poor poor child.
Liamj774 36
If by being a good parent she means being white trash, then yes, very well
AninOnin 24
Because there are no such thing as a black, Asian, Indian, Latino, etc. teen mom?
angiemarie96 25
Go listen to WTP, eminem Despite the name, "white trash" knows no race "Now whether you're black white or purple if you're misunderstood, but you don't give a ****, you aunt doin shit that you should"
angiemarie96 25
Aint*********
jks0308 22
long as you know you're up to evil and you're no damn good get on the floor mayne and rep your hood
Smooth_Criminal 24
Oh shit. Might as well put the baby up for adoption now.
NodakN8V 25
The would be better off with a Dr. Seuss book
XxDanno316xX 27
Obviously you being the brighter of the two, maybe you should have a sit down with her and perhaps teach her a little, and parenting books for the baby shower is clearly a must.
sturschaedel 27
If she plans to do the exact opposite she's golden. Nobody is useless. They can always serve as a bad example.
speakfreely 21
I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
A1phaWolf 18
Adopt the child after it's born, before your sister kills the poor little thing.
Enkeria 30
Uhhhh...adoption would work out if nobody in OP's family had the child plus adoption is very hard. I gave my child to a family member in South Carolina and it was way hard to give my son to her, but I have comfort knowing he's well cared for and I can see him whenever I want.
tsukikuiin 16
Has anyone thought that maybe she is watching it to find out what NOT to do? Im trying to stay as positive as possible about this but if she actually thinks that the show will teach her things, you may want to invest in a parenting class or book for her. Don't get me wrong, Ive watched the show once or twice and there are occasionally good young parents, but the majority of them were DEFINITELY not ready for kids.
Jdlove2 20
Better than toddlers in tiaras I guess.