Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML
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Dcoble 0
What a dirty *****
Hundii 0
*****! You should dump her. Might have an std
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Comments (252)
HappyPickles 11
were you at least one of the three??
nerdwithagun 0
This.....this kind of turned me on. I'm sorry.
angel55033 12
you weren't the 4th guy eh?
dragonmystik3030 0
hope you didnt find out while going down on her after the party :) and hey.. at least you know she puts out ;)
Kill_Kayt 5
Sorry #14, but I gotta say this. You are cute.
madleafsfan 0
Damn keep that bitch on a leash
xXxDILFxXx 0
damn mexicans...
HeretoBlame 3
racist...
GotALife 11
Just because I said that dont mean I have sex or everything, 100% virgin sooooo what if
AceArctic 4
Was it all at the same time? There's a hole in this story and I'm going to be anal about getting my answer!
RiDER1111 0
ok heres thw problem i have with people callin this chick a *****. now i agree she is cuz she cheated in plain sight but hear me out. if a chick does it shes a *****. if a dude does it hes the man and every guy wants to be him. for some this sucks, for others its called college. life sucks deal wit it
Torai428 3
You've got it all wrong. If a guy cheats, he's called a douche. Anyone who thinks this is awesome is also seen as a douche. Men with any moral constitution look down upon cheating. You could feasibly make a similar argument by saying that a guy is seen as a jerk for cheating, but for a girl it's seen as sexually empowering. Some people see it that way, but most people don't.