Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have two gashes in my head now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend dared me to break a liquor bottle on my head. I slammed it into my head so hard I got dizzy, then did it a SECOND time and knocked myself out so hard that I pissed and shat myself. My head hurts really badly. FML
Today, I was skating with my friends when I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was, "Look out!" I now have twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML
Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML
Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
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Anti09 1
I'd say you should be hospitalized to check for brain damage, but then I realized it's probably unnecessary considering you thought breaking a brick with your head was a good idea in the first place. YDI for being so profoundly retarded. Next time, do something fatal and remove yourself from the gene pool.
lametroll 0
I imagine that brick was the most sure thing going through your head at the time.
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Comments (141)
lickmyjock 0
Now look back, and think, was it worth it?
dedcircuit 0
I think you're underestimating how hard he hit his head.
crazytoaster 2
Although i may laugh at peoples stupidity alot on this site, i can't laugh at this one. That would make me a hypocrite. However, i will say, kudos for trying soft-head!
brutallyhonest24 0
this is why science is important, if you understood science you would know that if you hit yourself in the head with a brick you would get gashes, and that if you hit yourself hard enough that you would have a fractured skull...
pipp360 0
you are the biggest dumbass known to man. society will be much better off when u are dead. stupid mother ******.u must have already had brain damage before that to do something so stupid so the brick couldn't have done that much damage. now think back, was it worth it?you are worse than a hooker. at least they get laid when they get paid.go jump off a bridge
loveconverse 0
owwww ........ that's not very smart
CyclonePsycho 1
Rock beats idiot! Brick wins!
ryguy1997 0
YYYYYYYYY. DDDDDDDDD. IIIIIIIII.
49ersfan174 0
wow your a dumbass
tin_cup 27
I agree
lickmyjock 0
OH YEAH I'M FIRST! THE FML LADIES LOVE ME ;-)
cucuto89 0
fail/ BTW op, how drunk were you at the time?
ididitmyself 0
ya... I hope you were drunk when you did this..because if you did it sober fyl for being so stupid.
jackblackscock69 0
um, actually, your 2nd
HeresReality 0
your not first ******** and no one would freaking care if you were. anyway, it took $100 for you to realize you are naive and retarded? do you know just how har it is to break a brick? this is fake anyway because if you have a high enough I.Q. to pos something on the Internet you have a high enough I.Q. to not try to break a brick withyour head fake and ydi
yourefreakindumb 0
No you aren't and now everybody hates you. Go eat a dick.
lametroll 0
I imagine that brick was the most sure thing going through your head at the time.
overkill_78 4
I like you.
xlostwithoutu 0
dumbass. YDI for being such an idiotic showoff.
rodgaetef 0
seriously like how retarded can the OP be?
lickmyjock 0
BTW I'll bet you two hundred cash dollars you can't chip your teeth with the curb. Go ahead and try... just make sure to come back and tell me how it went.
Anti09 1
I'd say you should be hospitalized to check for brain damage, but then I realized it's probably unnecessary considering you thought breaking a brick with your head was a good idea in the first place. YDI for being so profoundly retarded. Next time, do something fatal and remove yourself from the gene pool.
dudeitsdanny 10
Future Darwin Award? =)
TheGuyOverThere 0
Almost certainly
kathie_bunny 14
Okay, I agreed with you until you basically told him to kill himself...
Iwannabetreo 11
You are stupid, dear OP.
metrockick10 0
I'm betting your hospital bill is going to cost more than $100, or that you won't go to the hospital and the next headline we see is going to be "Dumbass hits himself in head with brick, causes brain bleed, dies because yes, he really is a dumbass."
xSkum 0
to bad u didnt die
Bemajinn 0
Natural selection at its best!