Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML
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Dcoble 0
What a dirty *****
Hundii 0
*****! You should dump her. Might have an std
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Comments (252)
Rexkless213 0
thats sime fuked up shit hoe hoe hoe
ryyaaaannnn 0
that is just hurt.
izzie2899 6
b*%<#
MlKAYLA 0
Ouch. I would've dump the ****'s ass before she could even speak a Sorry.
amuck 0
what a nasty bitch, I sure hope you didn't have sex with her after that party. I sure hope you always used protection with her! must have been a high school party. I'm surprised the she herself doesn't realize how nasty she is!!!
creoleinsomniakk 3
****
muzicman25 0
damn dude that's rough
AcidRaen 4
I hope she's your ex girlfriend now
Luv4Amuc 0
wow, well i guess if you're going to do something bad you might as well go all out...which she did. LOL
TheNewGuy03 29
i'm no relationship advice column writer, but you should know what to do here... |the kid|