Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML
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Dcoble 0
What a dirty *****
Hundii 0
*****! You should dump her. Might have an std
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Comments (252)
BeckyBooG 6
wow what a *****!
GtHottie 0
I definitely agree w/ that one...if she found time to sleep w/ three damn dudes you totally deserve it
EnriqueJuarez 0
sorry to tell u dude, it was more than 3
blackirish44 0
how the **** does that happen with you knowing?
towboatdude 0
Sorry dude but there was 4 of us that day. If it helps any she said the other 3 where smaller than you. And that I was much bigger than 10 inches. Or so it felt. But thats what she said. While she was doggie style. And she was letting me hit that back door. But yeah if she was my chick I'd dump her ass too. right after I sent out pics of her to everyone.
carlokes 0
hoe!
izzy_0922 0
what a *****!!
ryukensfj 5
that sucks... what's her number?
yusaku02 20
It didn't occur to you to keep an eye on her especially when she kept disappearing with guys? FYL with a few spoonfuls of YDI
mrjude 3
Shouldn't that be "ex-girlfriend" now, at the very least?