Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "The Virgin...

Dexter_39476 24 January 2016, 05:40 Copenhagen, Denmark

Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "The Virgin Cave". FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 17 June 2013, 05:54 United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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charlieg9 30 August 2013, 12:33 East Meadow, United States

Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML

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NotALuckyGuy 7 April 2015, 16:19 Columbus, United States

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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Kristopher 8 March 2010, 19:31 United States

Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML

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Powerfool 7 April 2009, 10:07 United States

Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML

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Anonymous 25 December 2010, 06:20 United States

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

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Anonymous 20 June 2014, 18:20 Fresno, United States

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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ekaay 16 January 2018, 15:00

Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML

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Anonymous 13 September 2009, 21:23 United States

Home sweet home?

Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML

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morgan_love11 5 June 2010, 00:07 United States

Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my recent breakouts. It's "Volcano Face." FML

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Rich531 21

24 January 2016, 17:14

And here we see the wild virgin in it's natural habitat

IronMan_Mk43 20

24 January 2016, 17:22

At least they don't call it "the masturbation station"

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FSGInsainity 15

25 January 2016, 00:08

#29 is right. Sex doesn't have to break the hymen, so long as he's small enough...

Kitouran 30

25 January 2016, 00:12

At least they don't call your ****** that.

DoomedGemini 38

25 January 2016, 00:15

Are you happy with not having sex/waiting? If so, don't worry about it. If you're not, try to get out more. Nothing's wrong with being a virgin or not being one.