Today, I was talking to a new friend when I told him my last name. It’s hyphenated. He then left and declared me to be a "stuck-up bitch" who thinks she’s "too good to take a man’s last name." This is the name I was born with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for what seems like the thousandth time, one of my new friends has cut me out of their life after I told them my last name. It’s hyphenated and I’m a woman, which means I'm “automatically” a stuck-up bitch. I'm not married, I was born with this last name. FML
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML
Today, I’m getting married. My friends are all telling me that I’m not a “true feminist” since I’ve opted to change my last name to his. My last name is “Belcher.” FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me it wasn't working out and he was breaking up with me. The reason? I have the same first and last name as a very unpopular girl, and he gets embarrassed when people mistakenly assume he's going out with her. FML
Today, during a phone call, I broke down in tears because I was asked to spell my last name. It’s sixteen letters long and hyphenated, and I always end up having to spell it twice because they never get it right the first time. I’m tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
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core01 30
He thinks erasing a woman's identity by making her legally change her name to his is fine, yet you're the stuck up one? Some men are just trash.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Huh... so he was the real bitch all along... go figure...
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core01 30
He thinks erasing a woman's identity by making her legally change her name to his is fine, yet you're the stuck up one? Some men are just trash.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Huh... so he was the real bitch all along... go figure...
RichardPencil 32
Maybe a not-having-a-job, nothing-to-wear guy is a little touchy about hyphens. Good riddance, Mr. Shit-for-Brains!
Ellimac21 14
Isn't it nice when the trash takes itself out? Seriously you dodged a bullet, I don't think you want this type of people as a friend.
sarsuela 29
Hehe, joke's on him – I'm a "stuck-up bitch" who is "too good to take a man’s last name" but he'll never know because I kept mine entirely without adding a hyphenated name,
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
I FEEL YOUR PAIN 😭😂