Dexter_39476
Copenhagen, Denmark
Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "The Virgin Cave". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Kristopher
United States
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Powerfool
United States
Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
ekaay
Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML
Anonymous
United States
Home sweet home?
Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML
morgan_love11
United States
Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my recent breakouts. It's "Volcano Face." FML
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Rich531 21
And here we see the wild virgin in it's natural habitat
IronMan_Mk43 20
At least they don't call it "the masturbation station"
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Comments (83)
kafka13 9
don't understand all that fuss about virginity, some people acting like it's some kind of nasty disease they need to get rid off as fast as possible, ridiculous, they should mind their own business and let others decide how to live their life SMH
Soverain 15
I never understood why there is such a stigma towards being a virgin these days. It's as if you're less of a person if you haven't had sex before.
Guy1009 15
That's really funny. Sorry though.
sanchitgoyal 27
I am hearing that for the 1st Time! And I am not quite sure that you are correct!
ZachZach99999 8
I'd rather it be called the virgin cave instead of the **** cave
RedPillSucks 33
ask them if they prefer the "pregnant with 3 kids from digger fathers" cave
Logical07 16
Exactly.
WOTAN1488 24
Maybe its time to start planning to fill your cave ;)
9a_1z 12
Some girls are born without a hymen or one that's basically not there, others have their hymen 'broken' way before having sex for the first time by normal things in their daily lives. But if it is still intact it's usual for it to be torn by penetrative sex, the extent to which it hurts or bleeds can be offset by being aroused and relaxed etc. but it's a normal thing to happen.
daynanance 9
Virgin mobile.
Angelakut 19
Don't consider bring a virgin a bad thing , embrace it . I mean could be worse !