Dexter_39476
Copenhagen, Denmark
Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "The Virgin Cave". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Kristopher
United States
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Powerfool
United States
Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
ekaay
Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML
Anonymous
United States
Home sweet home?
Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML
morgan_love11
United States
Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my recent breakouts. It's "Volcano Face." FML
Top comments
Rich531 21
And here we see the wild virgin in it's natural habitat
IronMan_Mk43 20
At least they don't call it "the masturbation station"
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Comments (83)
KxHoneyCombxP 24
being a virgin isn't a bad thing
JKPwnage 27
...you do know that a hymen doesn't have to be broken, right? In fact, if it's broken, it means that it wasn't aroused or lubricated enough.
snarkytruth 37
Better than a common disease dump. Especially one that accepts anything that moves. At least you have a room of your own right now that's all yours. Enjoy it while you can. Once you're in a real relationship and sharing everything you'll be wishing for a bit of your own cave space now and then to rule as you please and get away. Screw them. You never forget your first so take the time to find someone you'll enjoy banking for daydreaming about for a lifetime. Don't want to rush and waste it on a random chick whose only special quality is she's down for it. Be picky. For now enjoy your discriminating tastes. Let them have Herpieville or HoTown .
snarkytruth 37
For now enjoy your discriminating tastes. Let them have Herpieville or HoTown . (Don't know why FML cut off the end of my comment. )
Dynosaur_dollie 38
You know having sex now and then doesn't automatically make one a ho or give them herpes right? The way you worded this makes it sound like sex is an awful thing. You can also still have your own space and be in a relationship too, a happy healthy one would have a bit of personal space for both parties.
melodee07 3
lmao awe
sabby7 17
definitely better than being called a **** boy
qr_fml 21
Being a virgin isn't bad!
YuckyDuckyLucky 17
When I lived at home I lived in the basement, from I was born until I was 18. The last 3-4 years it was called the fap cave.. I know how you feel
zainman13 26
Im sure there is a bright side to this. Its not so bad to be a virgin
ohsnapword 21
Sure beats what they call mine - the **** den.
trucker2 33
Just throw condoms in the washer and hold on to your virginity....