Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work at a beauty salon, I was explaining to a mom and her daughter about how we were going to style their hair, and the processes involved. I tripped over my words, saying, "We’ll start with a wash and a blowjob." Pretty sure from the way they stomped out I might not have a job tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I paid $50 for a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hairdresser was drunk. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
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WTF93_fml 0
well did u get your ********?
alwaysalady 0
I did that once wanting to say 'blow out' and the hairdresser laughed and said that it happens all the time. Don't feel bad.
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alwaysalady 0
I did that once wanting to say 'blow out' and the hairdresser laughed and said that it happens all the time. Don't feel bad.
WTF93_fml 0
well did u get your ********?
JocelynKaulitz 28
And how much was it?
Amkii 0
LOL! So how did they react? Did they tell you the cost for a ********? What about the blow dry?
BeautyAndBrains 0
LOL, it happens.
katcri 0
Lol. What if hairdressers actually did give ******** with haircuts...
tbonea1990 0
u got to go to the Asian part of town and it always works
PaisleyKing90 0
that's a funny thought...
corocoro 30
They'd get a lot more business, for starters.
lewalrus 4
awesome!
pannap 0
hey, i'm a hairstylist and if someone said that to me, i really wouldn't think much of it. really. so don't feel bad. as hairstylists, we hear much weirder things than you fumbling over your words.
nolarboot 10
Such as?
slyvanilla_creme 0
that's really funny.... i remember when i was getting my car washed and asked, what about blow drying? apparently the guy was like, oh we get the job done...if he said "******** done" well...i can see how this can happen. but they just used towels so i felt like duh! i'm just so used to going to the drive through car wash.
skitz 0
sounds like something that would happen to me, haha.
christinedoo 0
kind of like asking the guy at the drugstore where the "reese's penis" is.
ryguy997 0
sucking practice that melts in your mouth, not your sperm covered hand!