Dexter_39476
Copenhagen, Denmark
Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "The Virgin Cave". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Kristopher
United States
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Powerfool
United States
Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
ekaay
Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML
Anonymous
United States
Home sweet home?
Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML
morgan_love11
United States
Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my recent breakouts. It's "Volcano Face." FML
Top comments
Rich531 21
And here we see the wild virgin in it's natural habitat
IronMan_Mk43 20
At least they don't call it "the masturbation station"
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Comments (83)
captainsmegma 12
Better than the raping room.
lolhailsatan 23
sheesh
TheNewGuy03 29
Only a virgin alarm would complete the ensemble. (R.I.P. Joan Rivers)
9a_1z 12
Hey I had a virgin cave when I lived with my parents too. But it was filled with more than just a mournful lack of used condoms, there was art plastered all over the walls and piles of books and other exciting stuff. I'm sure there are way more interesting aspects to you and your room than the lack of sex going on, don't let it get to you!
moocowmilk0 19
Ur family is straight savage
FSGInsainity 15
Plot twist: OP is actually a sl*t
PhoenixChick 26
Alternate names: purity conservatory, masturbation station (good one comment section!), bed for one, the hymen hideaway, left-alone labia laboratory, ****-less chicken house, bean-flicking bedroom, the no-bone-zone
brenton490 19
Quick Robin to the Virgin cave! *que in music*
ballislife2324 14
That's actually mad funny I would find that hilarious if my parents said that.
moo77_fml 20
Is it?? Lol
Superplayer421 7
Probably accurate, considering your name is based off of a TV show.