Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up for me. It was going pretty good, then he said he was going to go out to smoke. Ten minutes went by and he still hadn't come back. I called my friend and she said he doesn't smoke. FML
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astralvagan 20
damn, Lance Armstrong must be broke as hell!
ms31_fml 3
Wait? So if you ride a bike, you are poor? What if he lived nearby? Or his car was in the shop or didn't want to drive? Gold diggers are terrible people. Stop being one.
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Comments (75)
lolnothanks 18
What an ass, sorry op.
bellebe1998 16
You could do so much better.
prinncess00 16
He probably was underage... You should cycle through this one.
ChicKenza 4
On to the next one girl!!!!
Pwib 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
He rides a bike ? Don't date him he's poor he probably couldn't even afford to pay the bill.
ms31_fml 3
Wait? So if you ride a bike, you are poor? What if he lived nearby? Or his car was in the shop or didn't want to drive? Gold diggers are terrible people. Stop being one.
astralvagan 20
damn, Lance Armstrong must be broke as hell!
pheebs314 17
I did a report recently at work on someone's bike that was stolen that was worth more than my car. Bikes aren't cheap.
drewflav 17
3 - so if your soulmate turned out to be a poor cyclist you wouldn't be with her? Don't be a prick, judge them on their qualities as a person instead of their ride and the supposed amount of wealth it entails.
alycion 39
I have a decent car. I also ride my bike when I'm going someplace nearby. I enjoy the exercise and parking can be a pain in the ass. I'm not rich, but I'm not poor. I know plenty who ride for the environment. I also know one person who use to ride because a stupid mistake caused them to lose their license for a few months. Plenty of reasons to ride a bike. Don't judge on that. Judge on him stiffing her on the bill. And that judgement would be asshole.
1dvs_bstd 41
could be rides a ten, speed everywhere guy, cause y'know, it's great way to stay in shape
EmmaMK 35
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#9 OP may not be a gold digger. I did not read that she was negative about the transport. More upset with his actions.
AurumPotestasEst 16
Number nine was responding to comment number three.
skyeyez9 25
Well we at least know he is a cheap bastard and an asshole, for not even paying for his drink and leaving you with the bill.
domolovesyoshi 33
#9 was responding to #3's comment on thinking the date was poor because he rides a bike.
ThatFancyPenn 18
Well **** you #3
SkepticalJohn 4
I have two airplanes, a 4500 Sq ft house, and a couple pretty nice cars and motorcycles. I still ride a bicycle places if it isn't too far away and the weather is nice. It also works to weed out gold diggers like you, especially on a first date. Judge me for my bike and I'll ditch your gold-diggin-a** every time. If he walked out on the bill (op was unclear), judge him on that, not the bike.
604 11
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Clearly he wasn't blind.
XIceBlueX 21
Clearly you don't understand what a blind date is.
Farmillionaire 8
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Clearly you dont know what sarcasm is.
Llama_Face89 34
36- neither do you it seems.
dmklake 14
He is an ass on a bike. He isn't worth it.
thrifting 18
Some guys are just jerks. If he was that rude on the first date, good riddance.
Grauncho 27
He sounds like the kind of loser who instead of getting a job, would drink beer you paid for and play video games all day - which you would've also have paid for.
kxxjoejoexxk 8
I shall have you know good sir it is a fine line of work!
mackdeezy 22
You were better off in the long run... he didnt care and you should not let it reflect on who you are, any other giy would be lucky to have you.
shhhaaarrron 12
You're definitely better off without that ass
SweetasCandy0609 28
He could of asked you if you wanted to go with him, I think it was his way of ditching you sorry op but it sounds like you dodged a bullet on that one.