Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream after I came down with a nasty, itchy rash on my chest, stomach, cock, and balls. FML
Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML
Today, I woke up with a horrible UTI after having sex with my fiance the night before. I went to an urgent care to get antibiotics as my primary was closed. Turns out, I'm allergic to condom lubricant. Now every time I pee, it not only burns, but smells like a nasty condom. FML
Today, I’m allergic to all forms of hormonal birth control, and due to the virus outbreak, I can’t get my implant replaced. We’re in quarantine, and my boyfriend and I just used our last condom. It’s going to be a long couple of weeks. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
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catalina16 6
There's more than one type of condom material out there
ksks1234 33
She is allergic to ALL forms of birth control?
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Comments (125)
EspyPsyche 11
Honestly? Get fixed. If you want kids later, adopt. There's a lot of children in the world in need of adoption.
iwadasn 33
But plenty of people want to have biological children. There's nothing wrong with that, and allergies shouldn't mean that they're denied the opportunity.
Kibkib 4
I'm HIGHLY allergic to latex. We use ones called Skinn (I believe they're made by Trojan). They're not latex or sheepskin, and pretty cheap compared to regular latex ones. Damn, I wish I could recall what they're made from. But anyway, highly recommend them.
Kibkib 4
I can't even process some of the pure ignorance within this thread. 1) There are basic types of BC, under MANY brand names. Same thing, different name. 2) He likely has latex allergy. Buy non-latex, please! TRY that before you do the "pull out" (BS method)/anal (easier way to transmit STD's) Jesus!
KaterinaPatrova 10
My boyfriend and I have been doing the pull out method for about 4 years now and I've never been pregnant. Just saying.
agentlilye 10
Get hypo allergenic
Neongreenme 8
There's always butt sex lol!
nicopo_fml 11
Anal
inolongercare 19
IUD or the sponge could work
CaptainCookie 8
Allergic to birth control? Side effects occur in most people, but I don't thing using the term allergy is correct. I don't think you can be allergic to natural hormones unless you're allergic to some other additives (which I'm sure wouldn't be found in every birth control method). Please correct me if I'm wrong here.
kittycatdex 8
there was a case I saw once... a woman was allergic to her own progesterone... and a friend of mine is advised not to take any hormonal bc cuz her sister nearly died of it.
Omniprism 15
There's a couple types of condoms.