Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML
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Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML
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ccf91 3
Doesn't matter, had sex.
UnidentifiedFun 37
Birth control it is
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tacojauns 45
Is there an easy way?
evilplatypus 39
The way I found out was pretty easy: We were balloon shopping for my fifth birthday party and I found that the closer I got to the balloons the harder it was to breathe. Next time I went to the dentist's, the closer HE got to me the harder it was to breathe. He figured it out and explained it to my mother. A blood test confirmed the allergy. It's when I come into CONTACT with latex that the sh!t hits the fan.
xSunnyOlivia 17
There is an easier way, you could get allergy testing.... I got mine done when i was like 8.
jajaflan 4
How bad did your asswhole swell up?
rhapsodys 12
#27 Do your wear condoms on your asshole?
Timbuka 1
He's implying this guy had anal sex. Not a tasteful joke, but his comment isn't nonsensical.
sanchogrim 18
OP found out the "hard" way...
Brett41 10
Good thing abortions are still legal..
molzipan 16
An allergy can develop at any point in time, 19.
Sputnikspak 13
113 - Yup. I had zero allergies as a child, but when I hit 17, suddenly I was horribly allergic to eggs, latex, most soaps/perfumes/shampoos, pretty much everything that's outside as long as there's no snow on the ground, and, my personal favourite, myself. (I'm not really allergic to myself, but I have Lupus, which means my immune system goes haywire and starts attacking healthy cells in my body.)
Jovecove 13
#131 - that's really sad and unfortunate :(
JamesD995 2
I hope the other partner wasn't too hard-on him
UnidentifiedFun 37
Birth control it is
Migole 36
...And keep the STDs comin'
Ins0mau 20
A condom IS a form of birth control...
lilhellian 27
23 Condom is made of latex...
Demonbart 8
There are also rubber condoms, that's what people with latex allergy usually use.
shan88 14
There's non latex condoms for a reason. Also if you're ever near a doctor tell then you're allergic and they'll use the non latex gloves. I also found out I was allergic the hard way. Not fun at all :(
sig4life 18
Isn't there a natural sheepskin condom or something? It has been a while since I used them, but they were available.
SkyyEatsAirplane 11
Yes, there are condoms made out of sheepskin, but I'm very skeptical about them due to the fact that I was born...
kickass1stbase 7
You can get non latex condoms but the latex ones are the only ones that protect against STI's. You and your partner should get tested since you will be using another form of birth control
lilhellian 27
70. All condoms have atleast a .01% chance of breaking..
mansen 15
polyurethane condems protect against STI's. Sheepskin don't. So if you are allergic to latex polyurethane is an alternative.
iloveboyswittats 10
Latex gloves are rarely used in hospital settings @shan88
7yzz 18
I hate condoms...
BossPathfinderGM 14
Itchin' to have a good time? Or itchin' because you DID?
ccf91 3
Doesn't matter, had sex.
luminos_ 9
It must hurt with a swollen penis.
Faff 20
39- i think that's pretty essential for having sex
LMFAOwned 9
Faff, I thought that was the most clever thing ever.
Snoopy0718 14
92 looks like you have swollen balls :|
RedPillSucks 33
You've got to be more specific. Latex condoms are a bitch. Time to switch back to sheep intestines.
BossPathfinderGM 14
Be sure to take 'em out of the sheep first.
mb2_native 15
Dirty sheep ******! Hahah
petergozinya37 8
They make condoms now out of plastic.
Migole 36
Well, at least there are latex free condoms you can buy in the future ...
harrypotter955 19
Doesn't matter had sex?
klovemachine 24
Too late #7 :(
Dinderdon 20
At least you didn't find out while wearing a latex bodysuit
jmacfan1 16
And for some reason I'm thinking of 1000 ways to die
Dinderdon 20
I'm glad someone else saw that episode
Enslaved 38
I saw that episode too. The guy was in to S&M and dressed in a full body latex suit. He had a gag on so he couldn't tell her to let him out. The dominatrix beat him with a whip and had no idea his was dying from the allergic reaction. She just thought he was getting off on her spanks! :P
cuddlycactus 11
Wtf
Faff 20
OP never said he wasn't wearing a latex bodysuit. and i think that would classify as 'finding out the hard way'
TheZee 12
64 - OP's username is "swollenpenis"... That's as specific as it gets.
snowhitee 6
Me too!!! That must've been a terrible way to go!
DDCA 24
Polyurethane? You can't put a price on your junk.
Silent_Thrill 17
Prostitutes my friend, prostitutes.
mariah3269 4
Tf is going on with that pic of yours "silent thrill" ??
RedPillSucks 33
At least you didn't find out during your prostate exam, or while discovering that you do not, in fact, have a latex fetish.