Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream after I came down with a nasty, itchy rash on my chest, stomach, cock, and balls. FML
Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML
Today, I woke up with a horrible UTI after having sex with my fiance the night before. I went to an urgent care to get antibiotics as my primary was closed. Turns out, I'm allergic to condom lubricant. Now every time I pee, it not only burns, but smells like a nasty condom. FML
Today, I’m allergic to all forms of hormonal birth control, and due to the virus outbreak, I can’t get my implant replaced. We’re in quarantine, and my boyfriend and I just used our last condom. It’s going to be a long couple of weeks. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
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catalina16 6
There's more than one type of condom material out there
ksks1234 33
She is allergic to ALL forms of birth control?
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Comments (125)
pineapples24 11
It's like fates trying to tell you something.
scooter50 12
it's the latex get ones made out of pvc
willliamfriend 18
Non latex condom?
bapple11 8
Just pull out :)
bearin 9
This is fake
demonfacee 14
There's always latex free condoms, if that's not an option, pull out before letting out your load.
tdawg91 17
So your doctor said you're allergic to condoms ...... And her doctor said she's allergic to birth control..... What have your dentists said??
Venger 2
Y'all might be interested in a paragard. It's long-term, good for ten years, uses no hormones, and is just as effective as if it had hormones. The downside is it hurts to have it implanted and my cramps got worse and now I bleed a lot more. Depending on the size of your love gun, you might hit against the device during sex, my boyfriend does this during sex but he says it only hurts a little bit. Best of luck to you both!
Wheelman2178 18
Well isn't no sex technically birth control?
18rhunt 16
Free pass for anal