Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML
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Today, I’m allergic to all forms of hormonal birth control, and due to the virus outbreak, I can’t get my implant replaced. We’re in quarantine, and my boyfriend and I just used our last condom. It’s going to be a long couple of weeks. FML
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Top comments
catalina16 6
There's more than one type of condom material out there
ksks1234 33
She is allergic to ALL forms of birth control?
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Comments (125)
clair_brodie 35
There are many different types of birth control. She obviously has not tried them all.
jtsmommy 11
As a woman who is allergic to latex and can't handle the hormones in pills and shots, I'm also allergic to copper, I can tell you they have plenty of nice non-latex condoms. My husband actually says he prefers them anyway
sugarmonster42 7
Guess you're meant to have kids lol
josh7279 7
Apparently god wants you to reproduce
jds91_fml 7
sex can wait **********
tukies 28
Are you allergic to latex? If so get a latex free condom. Otherwise there are many forms of birth control. Pills are not the only option. I'm sure her and the doctor can find something right for her.
Shina_Gal 1
All birth control? There are many different kinds. Has she tried depo?
jodyl1 5
He needs to educate himself: There are latex, non-latex and even hypoallergenic lambskin condoms out there. There are also those without spermicides for those who claim to be allergic to those as well.
taka3000000o 8
Get the Nuva ring
connorgrant98 24
There are many types of birth control and condoms are made out of many different materials.