Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
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Top comments
fallen45078 8
Well thats revealing.
mariab2898 13
Well that's better than NOT catching the bouquet and flashing the whole world in the process
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Comments (58)
fallen45078 8
Well thats revealing.
adrian1910 15
Lol that bouquet thing really works.
krazayman 18
is it just me or is everyones' comments getting downvoted
cryssycakesx3 23
seems to be just you there, 26.
RamonTheGamer 7
Yep, Toootally just him
AHzulu 25
k m8
WolfyGrace 24
Something tells me it's everyone in this thread and the majority of people in the rest of the comment section.
Toolishing 22
Most comment threads are down voted nowadays. "Because why not?"
websraaa 6
Lol
CarlyMarDry 16
Feel for ya.
Kiki242 19
Multitasking is a good skill to have.
shankypotato 13
Was the ceremony fun at least?
Pleonasm 36
That's a nip in the bud for the wedding picture sharing.
garadan1 18
Cmon, Pleo! We all know you can do better!
ohSNAPyall 27
Yeah, that comment was just a flash in the pan.
Khaleesi_26 30
That's kinda awkward infront of the family... But at least it was only family, burn the picture!!
mageepaigeee44 15
And friend/acquaintances. Plus I wouldn't want even just my family to see my hoo ha's.
cryssycakesx3 23
good ha doesn't mean what you think it means...
mageepaigeee44 15
You're right. hoo ha= ******. I thought it meant either.
carabobara 7
the term is ta ta's. usage: my blouse buttons came undid and everyone saw my ta ta's. (tah-tah)
mageepaigeee44 15
Ta ta is the term I was looking for! Thank you haha.
xXToxicPenguinXx 12
At least you caught the bouquet...
sarah5745 41
I would rather NOT catch the bouquet and not reveal myself, that to catch it and reveal myself.
Michael903 18
It's amazing how information about one's self can pop out from time to time.
Futacy 30
You just went full Janet Jackson. Never go full Janet Jackson.
HairIsEverything 15
I feel like this is totally something Stewy would say!
mariab2898 13
Well that's better than NOT catching the bouquet and flashing the whole world in the process