Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream after I came down with a nasty, itchy rash on my chest, stomach, cock, and balls. FML
Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML
Today, I woke up with a horrible UTI after having sex with my fiance the night before. I went to an urgent care to get antibiotics as my primary was closed. Turns out, I'm allergic to condom lubricant. Now every time I pee, it not only burns, but smells like a nasty condom. FML
Today, I’m allergic to all forms of hormonal birth control, and due to the virus outbreak, I can’t get my implant replaced. We’re in quarantine, and my boyfriend and I just used our last condom. It’s going to be a long couple of weeks. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
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Top comments
catalina16 6
There's more than one type of condom material out there
ksks1234 33
She is allergic to ALL forms of birth control?
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Comments (125)
Ahsome 6
doesn't mean you two are allergic to having babies :)
andro6657 10
They make lamb skin condoms
vikky538 29
good at least you both are not allergic to sex...
tonyfan00 38
Talk about bad luck... On the bright side, at least you two can kinda relate...?
blackonblight 33
Diaphragms/cervical caps still exist, right? There's got to be something you can use. (This is why I should look at information on contraception that isn't about historical research, so I don't look like an idiot)
ohSNAPyall 27
I hope no one is allergic to babies.
wolfman29 5
dude its call non-latex condoms
drrobotnik1 18
use polyurethane condoms, OP.
EmpireCityRay 13
@OP Hey there's always masturbating and the petri dish, LMAO
kev1029 22
You are most likely allergic to the latex. If you get ones made of lamb skin, you should be all good to go!