virgin
🌶️ Spicy
Not now!
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Horneyandbleeding
Winnipeg, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Bad timing
Today, I got my period. I was going to have my first threesome tomorrow. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
So close…
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
kaitlin
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
PissyPants
United States
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
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ThrottleJockey 36
When the river runs red take the dirt road home.
thedukutree123 24
Hopefully he doesn't mind that 😂
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thedukutree123 24
Hopefully he doesn't mind that 😂
ThrottleJockey 36
When the river runs red take the dirt road home.