Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML
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Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
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Top comments
zinoxity 23
Did you catch the guy's facial expression when you finally realized this?
beth_ebdon 6
Why didnt he say anything...
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Comments (98)
zinoxity 23
Did you catch the guy's facial expression when you finally realized this?
damn_homie 2
I wish I could've seen the expression on his face. That would've been hilarious.
itsharkley 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Poor op?
BlowinChronic 18
Poor man getting his popcorn stolen, movie theaters rob you for like $8 per bag of popcorn!
decidedlyvague 11
He probably enjoyed it :P.
bandofsand 10
Maybe there was a hole in the bag.
JoshTheMaggot 8
If he let her eat it for half the movie he must not have cared. It would've been funny to see though
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Um, I'm pretty sure it's more of an FML for the guy sitting next to OP...
abu4u 26
Well erm that must be awkward lol
guy24 9
Yay you spelled realized correctly... Z not an s
trulymickeyj 13
That's so awkward. Your life sucks, lol!
FYLminesGREAT 5
Your comment sucks, lol!
bigtaytay 13
It's hilarious when you're stoned
beth_ebdon 6
Why didnt he say anything...
SurfSnowSkate7 7
Maybe she was attractive and made him nervous.
DerrickJames 33
It shouldn't be hard to believe that we have nice people in the world.
etchsanity1 11
There was a hole in the tub ... Thankfully you didn't make it that far
Axipiter 24
Perhaps she did...
lukemack 4
He probably thought she was hitting on him and it was going to be his lucky day.
Tay_racer10 3
You would just let someone take your $10 popcorn!?
jackien1 6
I would have just moved my popcorn away if I didn't want to talk to OP
Aspen_Grace33 27
I'm surprised he didn't pick the popcorn up and put it on the other side!
iOceanus 18
Maybe he was lonely and wanted a girl to share his popcorn with!
ftw487 9
Aww thats sad
Vimy 6
What I don't understand is how OP herself didn't realize till halfway through the movie... I mean, wouldn't you be aware as to which side your friend is sitting??
LexieWins 0
Well as long as he didn't mind..in which case he was creepy! Or asleep.
BlowinChronic 18
Or just shy maybe?...
Purrpurrpurr 7
Or dead.
KVKdragon 26
Well, if the other guy hasn't said anything yet, you can switch back to your popcorn without starting an awkward scene. Don't fret ;)
geon_olam 17
If the guy hasn't said anything yet, he's likely to not say anything at all. Finish his popcorn before smoothly switching to yours!
Welshite 40
OP: Woo, popcorn AND a movie! Innocent movie goer: Uh, that's mi... OP: *grabs another handful*
BairaiF 0
Some people just shouldnt comment, youre one of them
chickenflem 8
Actually I found his comment pretty funny. Yours on the other hand was not called for.
JudgeTroll 6
And you're another 14
KVKdragon 26
Who are you to say that? He's not a troll or a flame war starter. His comment was funny to me. Leave him alone >:(
happyllama12 5
Innocent movie goer: uhmm OP: shhh I'm trying to watch the movie *grabs another handful yet again*
ICastillo 25
Innocent movie goer: excuse me bu...... Op: seriously be quiet it's a good movie *grabs yet another handful and takes a drink of his soda*
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Hey he didn't complain so I'd say it was free game. I bet it was pretty awkward when you realized that though. Haha. Maybe he thought you were cute? I'd let a cute girl eat my popcorn too.
danial1214 21
I would have given you the evil eye if that was my popcorn you were eating
byRose 7
The guy is like, "She's taking my popcorn, she wants the D."
HentaiBunny 4
Lol that's what I was gonna write! Good thing I checked first.