Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML
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catalina16 6
There's more than one type of condom material out there
ksks1234 33
She is allergic to ALL forms of birth control?
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Comments (125)
ble96 0
Cooper IUD. It's non-hormonal.
kaitiekief 12
I had an iud and it gave me seizures, and gave me extreme pains
SamCat 21
I swore by the copper iud and recommended to everyone for 6yrs. Until this summer that it got embeded in my uterus and I lost an 8wk old fetus. Lets just say that I never have to worry about having kids again.
Scarylizard1798 23
Caught between a baby and a hard place
MisterGasMoney 16
Maybe its just latex? Look for Latex-Free and I hope you have some good luck OP!
syed121417 22
There are many other forms of contraception. The nuva ring is a really great option for birth control and there are other types of condoms. Also, I pretty sure there are different birth control pills that won't agitate her allergy. All will work out, good luck!
Powerage66 16
My girlfriend and I have been using the pull out method for 8 years. You just have to pull out at the right time.
aruam365 24
Chances are one or both of you are infertile, because pulling out does NOT work reliably. Either way, no baby for you.
Powerage66 16
I'm not infertile, I know that for a fact, and I'm sure my girlfriend is not either.
Manosapo 18
Looks like it's the pull out method for you. I wish you lots of luck
EverythingNerdy 13
What are the odds?!
creneed 3
I am allergic to all oral birth control, and condoms. but I could use the "Today Sponge". Has she tried those.
Jayy_Dash23 9
damn y'all just wasn't meant to be together.. lol
LostInTheZone11 29
Have some of your "goods" put in cryogenics and get a vasectomy. That way you shoot blanks, and you have a backup plan if you want to have kids.