Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
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RobotStrut 7
i'm sorry that's humiliating. selsun blue?
hotdyegrl 0
yeah, well... I mean she didn't have to be an ass about it...**** her
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thechief50 0
wth
Honesty4U 0
Scratch your scalp as you shampoo and use a good conditioner. Doesn't work for all people but it worked for me.
ColdGold 6
. . . and wash you ass while you at it. It stinks.
WilliamRTW 0
I hate that shit... it is so rmbarressing! I have the dandruff shampoo and min is like gone. my friend told me head an shoulders or w.e is good...
WilliamRTW 0
75 dk f gel really does but that isn't why most people get it.
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, Head and shoulders. Moisturizing shampoo/conditioner of any sort, really. What she said was both callous and callow; ignore people like her. Or objectify, and verbalize it to them privately in the most professionally lascivious manner you can. Well that's just me. Anyhow unless you're bleeding and their comments are directed at *that*- keep clean for the sake of sex, but otherwise disregard everything anyone says about the way you look.
tangyterp83 0
wow she's a bitch. I would condone slapping a bitch for pulling some shit like that.
corelila 0
At least now you know.
88sforlife 0
I Used To Have That Shit
kingdomhearts3 0
I cannot stand those dumb, self-concious bitches that have such low self-esteem that the only way they can make themselves feel better and validate themselves to those around them is to break down other people and make everyone around them feel worse. I don't care if you're not a bitch by comparison, you're still a bitch in my book.