Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
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RobotStrut 7
i'm sorry that's humiliating. selsun blue?
hotdyegrl 0
yeah, well... I mean she didn't have to be an ass about it...**** her
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Comments (107)
RobotStrut 7
i'm sorry that's humiliating. selsun blue?
jhaynes88 0
I used to have that shit ... worst thing ever
RobotStrut 7
Really? That whole clever "you can't have black without the blue" tagline got me, lol, though I'd never personally tried it.
Sheepish 0
Forget them, they're just a bunch of HO HO HOS!
imaginaryvoice 18
Lol, 7 is a win. Merry Christmas, OP!
Sheepish 0
Woot! 1 for Sheepy! :D
robertdr 0
make a snoman on your shoulder give him a patchy eye and speak like a pirate from antartica shiver me timbers
c0nfuzzled 0
looks like it's time to get a clue and choose the blue!
littlemissdqgirl 8
How did you not notice op? Don't you look in the mirror?
woopsy 0
ydi for thinking this is a big deal. many people have dandruff, actually MOST people have it.
M93xoxo 0
Head and shoulders?
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
OP At least you're not the guy a few FMLs down with the anal obsessed roommate.
Tikwichka 5
#2, I can think of a few things worse than dandruff...'worse thing ever', I don't think so.
RobotStrut 7
#3 I think he's talking about Selsun Blue LOL
Hated_By_FML 0
ydi for not using Head & Shoulders
Simplyjulie 0
That doesn't even work and I absolutely hate the smell of it. Fake adv
lmfao1643 3
You should have kicked the bitch with your fist!!!
00yoda4 0
اللعنة عليك انا اكره الفرنسية
llcooljoey 0
I don't see why people make fun of other people for hving dead skin cells
dreamteam323 0
9 ur hottttt
clanceyrocks11 0
burn :)
cookie_monster2 0
@62 your a pervert :)
TheGuyPersonDude 0
you should build a snowman on your head
silver86_fml 2
I used selsun blue, wouldn't recomend head and shoulders though. try getting an opinion from a hair dresser if your having trouble with it.
seanreddog 4
YDI for saying Xmas.
broskiiii 0
#7- stfu, you're really not funny, seriously!
n_maher 0
I'm a hairdresser, ;) don't use head and sholders! Use a professional anti dandruff haircare brand, it's much better for your scalp and hair, you can get them from most salons 'REDKEN' is what I use at work. lots of people don't actually have the 'medical condition' dandruff, they just think they do, but really it's just the supermarket shampoo and conditioner's don't actually clean your hair and scalp properly, so you get a build up of dead skin, product, and all the dirt and dust floating around, in your hair and it makes your head flakey and dirty giving the same apperance of dandruff :D
Sheepish 0
Am too funny. :( You're just jealous...
puggfuggly 0
that's so cool that you know that. never couldve even thought about that happening lol. :]
andruha1123 5
gives a cookie to 80
00yoda4 0
اللعنة عليك انا اكره الفرنسية
n_maher 0
cheers #89 /feels proud!
andruha1123 5
:)
Laxer21 0
next time kick her in the balls
hotdyegrl 0
yeah, well... I mean she didn't have to be an ass about it...**** her
Ricky23J 0
not first :(
kitkat427 0
awwww it will be ok :)
bllpar 0
you are absolutely perfect
andruha1123 5
she might be far.... but dam that face is cute
mrfruits 0
Robotstrut is a Fag.
parapeople 5
8-You're the one with the name "mrfruits."
Honesty4U 0
And the two chicks hanging on him. Trying that hard to look like a pimp usually means he's in denial about being gay. There's nothing wrong with being gay. Just embrace your feelings and another man's ****!
Itzy02 0
head and shoulders maybe?
kbobcat 0
im dreamin of a white christmas
tiffytiff01 0
well some people have dandruff problems. ...that's called SHAMPOOING DAILY , my friend.
zenti 2
That's not a solution for everyone, you know. Some people don't produce enough oil on their scalp, so washing every day would make the flaking worse.
dont_stop_believ 0
haha ydi
youthink_fml 0
They could tell just walking by but you've never noticed? YDI.
ImaginaryFoe 1
That's what I was thinking. Do you have a mirror that you use regularly, OP? How do you miss something like that?
maybaybe 0
YDI indeed. Seriously, how hard is it to keep clean hair? People are lazy.
littlehebi 0
it's not such a big deal, i have it too...bitch, no need to point it out like it's the new fashion...i mean, almost everyone has it
robertdr 0
it might not be dandruff with everyone most hairsprays and gels leave white flakes if not washed probably