Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
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RobotStrut 7
i'm sorry that's humiliating. selsun blue?
hotdyegrl 0
yeah, well... I mean she didn't have to be an ass about it...**** her
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Comments (107)
froggyxo 0
I feel bad for you :)
rotflmmfaoatu 0
yah I had that And an itchy scalp selsum blue works the best.
mapleali 0
you should start a snow festival!XD
fuckyouasshole66 0
haha time to get head & shoulders
sh316 0
loll aww it'll be okay... at least you're not losing your hair :p you should start using head and shoulders:)
kroms001_fml 0
you should gave told her you would give her face an early christmas and that you would include a pearl necklace.
RedPillSucks 33
Well, at least it wasn't someone you see everyday. Now you know and can do something about it...
Honesty4U 0
I thought your pic was Shashomoru! And I'm pretty sure I misspelled that…
delaney16 0
apply for the ace body spray commercial so a bunch of random girls can come and wash ur hair and say statistics while the girls that touched ur dirty hair and somehow ur hair is magiclly all clean with no water and girls just somehow love you even thought they had to get a pig to hunt you down and ohhhhhhh shit. nvm no I know y they have the whole "this is just a dramatization" ok ya ****fail****
Trixies100 0
well now you know so ur not walking around with it in ur hair and you can do something about it
hazelkee 0
awww I'm sorry