Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, marks the third girlfriend in a row that has broken up with me for my terrible dandruff. I can't control it as I was born with psoriasis. All three girls called me pathetic for "making up" a disease to try to get them to stay. FML
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Today, I realized that I have an odd habit of plucking the tiny white hairs on my upper lip when I am overly stressed. But only the right side. I noticed when examining my face and seeing they'd all come back black. I've got half a mustache. I'm female. FML
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
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Top comments
Ardos 3
To break the cycle, you must forget about what dandruff is.
K_kanaka 26
That sounds very......frustrating.
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Comments (141)
owlfeatures 8
OP that really sucks! :( confusing and unstoppable...
slick5880 22
It's a vicious unending cycle.
Guren 0
STOP BEING COMPLICATED!
AustinMahone_fml 3
don't worry, be happy haha
DustyStorm 16
Yeah, unstoppable......they've never come up with that secret dandruff shampoo....
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
and the vicious circle continues
Haiana04 3
Head and Shoulders shampoo, That is all ^_^
Damn_Hippster 11
Head and Shoulders!!
shadowblade525 3
The OP's like a walking paradox
crazycatlady5 6
Head and Shoulders FTW. It makes my hair all nice and soft :)
IndigoArkanian 4
Yo dawg, I put some dandruff in yo dandruff so you can dandruff while you dandruff
thgiL 9
If op only gets it when they are worried about it and they're only worried about it when they have it, they never would have gotten it in the first place. :O
Kog_Hiro 17
Head and Shoulders is actuallu worse for black people. I got to find that out personally.
K_kanaka 26
That sounds very......frustrating.
olpally 33
It's a vicious circle op is in... Google it to find out what you can do about it :/ fyl for sure op :(
Heinousness 0
It's called a catch 22. Another example(and one that would never be used): I need a job to buy a car. I can't get a job because I don't have a car to take me there.
Pentium_4 27
very frustrating. i feel OP's pain. i have dandruff and i'm allergic to head and shoulders.
hawaiianfire 0
43 Unless OP is part of a vicious dandruff support group, I think it's called a vicious cycle.
SmoshFan6 0
Dandrufception! Yo dawg I heard you hate dandruff...
Ardos 3
To break the cycle, you must forget about what dandruff is.
marzipanimal 15
I'm not a grammar natzi but damn, you guys need to learn how to spell. It's realiZe, with a 'z'
Pentium_4 27
lolwutpear.jpg and you should learn how to spell nazi
StanSmith_fml 9
What's a dandruff
reginal 9
Have you ever heard of head and shoulders?
THE_A_TEEN 28
No, Spongebob. Tell us, what is this mysterious "Head and Shoulders"?
micahsmommy 13
46- No idea, I don't think he has either.
cajekraze 7
Use it everyday. It works.
Almandine 7
Knees and toes? I spend too much time with little kids... Anyway the shampoo does work pretty well.
Bobissmall 13
The spam of these comments are quite annoying. Every time a FML comes up about dandruff it's all "Get head and shoulders" As someone who actually has to get a prescribed shampoo from the doctors, which doesn't always work, I can assure you, Head and Shoulders doesn't work for everyone.
serena_10 11
Head and shoulders is one of the worst shampoos you can use. It's really strong and builds up on your scalp and when you stop using it, you get a shitload of dandruff. Some hairdressers use it strip hair dye from their clients hair...
ken8lk 3
Head and Shoulders actually makes dandruff worse for some people, since it dries out the scalp. Been there, done that.
daphne111 5
Try wearing a cap so you won't have to think about your dandruff/hair that much.
Calyx_fml 22
A tin foil cap works best.
person961 9
Ask Troy Polamalu for help
Krysk_fml 0
DANDRUFFCEPTION
Link5794 18
Yo dawg...
RussianFox 13
The minute I read this FML I was just waiting to find this inevitable comment.
BadKitty14 7
DRYSKINCEPTION? Lol
CuteDumBlonde64 11
This FML is very... interesting
THE_A_TEEN 28
The first rule of getting rid of dandruff is do not talk about dandruff.
Grimmerie 31
The second rule of getting rid of dandruff is, DON'T talk about dandruff.
eatdemcupcakes 4
Combo breaker
THE_A_TEEN 28
^Send godzilla to kill him!
Spectre529 12
It's a vicious circle, isn't it?