Today, I found out I have an option on my phone to postpone the sending of my text messages. I thought it would be cute to send my boyfriend texts saying, "I love you and sweet dreams" every night at midnight for a month. He broke up with me and now I can't figure out how to stop the texts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
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Top comments
sheagstaz 0
It's FHL because when he brings home another girl it will look like he is cheating. OP you are a genius
eliz3 0
I would've broken up with you BECAUSE of that crap idea.
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Comments (175)
hottiegurl 0
If you don't know how to turn it off, put in a edit the message and put in, "Have fun jacking off dirt-bag!!!"
2005KonaScrapp 0
Ydi for having a plan with texting.
zz_top 0
why dont you just delete his number
wow18 3
I'm a girl and i wouldn't even find that sweet or cute. it'll be super annoying to check my text everyday at the same time to see the same darn message regardless of me having to wake up to check it or be being awake. Plus how can it be cute to anyone at all if it's a message that is sent on it's own without any effort from my s/o. There's really no thought involved at all. That could be sweet if someone takes the time to write a nice text to be, which will show that my s/o is thinking of me. oh and it'll still be super annoying and creepy if the person does it every night for a straight month.
Leprecon 3
So you think sending your bf thesame message every day at midnight is a good idea ? No wonder he dumped you.
shaashaa_fml 0
i'd be annoyed of the texts if i were him
electropop 0
Geez. After I went away to school my mom sent me Goodnight text messages every night, and it got annoying after about a week.
Amkii 0
#94 - I agree!
Amkii 0
What you need to do is set up more texts to happen every night at 12:01am for the rest of the month, saying "Disregard that last text, ass-face."
alex_vik 1
Why would you wake up your boyfriend every night at midnight for such a stupid text? YDI for being such a bitch.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Slag ftw! That's an awesome word, I can't believe I haven't heard it!