Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
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Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
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foxy_grampa 19
If you delete the message then the notification should go away I would think.
mpj13 8
Just don't go all Taylor Swift and write a song about it.
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foxy_grampa 19
If you delete the message then the notification should go away I would think.
Tthug 34
Or more likely just read the message...although with most phones you get notified a little quicker than 20 minutes.
illusong 16
You must have a iPhone. Ever since I got a iPhone it's been my wake up call
lauratorresarig 8
I don't think she should delete it . She should hold on to that message to remind herself not to be fooled so easily by men who have to be a coward to end a relationship via text . **** him , you can do better
mpj13 8
Just don't go all Taylor Swift and write a song about it.
Tthug 34
Why not? I'd do that if I was a girl with a decent voice/body. The millions of dollars are totally worth it. The difference is I'd stop after 1 album/(song depending how much it makes) and start investing the money.
speakersboom 19
I'm pretty sure it's not that easy. If it were, we'd have thousands of mini-swifts running around whining about their boyfriends. The apocaswift apocalypse.
Tthug 34
That's why I said decent voice. Most girls sound terrible singing, at least as teenagers.
Queensland 27
There are lots of fantastic singers that haven't and won't make it. Just because you have a good voice doesn't mean you'll be successful.
Tthug 34
Probably so. It was somewhat a sarcastic post. Looks like people here took it the other way. I'm just saying she's got a nice gig going.
FMLcommenterer 13
'Today I got trolled by my own phone, my boyfriend broke up with my I don't know, oh Ohhhhh. (chorus) trolololololololol trolololololololol'. - the song that OP would write.
Rainhawk94 27
#45 how the hell is something somewhat sarcastic? Sorry bud, nothing can save you from the hole you dug yourself in
robmcm72 4
Turn your phone completely off. It should reboot.
parism143 28
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
HKCgrimmjow 15
Have you tried setting it on fire? It works nearly every time. I promise.
davidislost 11
#35, nearly? I need to get this right.
TheRoyalDog 10
#35: It works 60% of the time, every time
HKCgrimmjow 15
Well you know, there's always those damn sane people who put it out and call you crazy. They ruin the whole process!
arandomusernameaa 20
Or microwave your phone... I have heard it improves how long the battery lasts! ( I take no responsibility for any fried phones due to this comment)
Robbieisadowg 16
You should break up with your phone.
dotalover 15
should break the phone
haileyshelton 14
I think her phone already broke up with her.
amulya 14
Scumbag phone.
ThomasBombadil 31
Drill a hole in your phone to let some of the bad "trons" out.
JMichael 26
I'd delete the message or restart your phone. And your ex is a fuckwad for breaking up via text.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
technology at it's finest
gracehi 33
******* gremlins.
martin8337 36
I know it sucks getting dumped especially by text, e-mail etc. It has happened to me several times in the past so I know your pain. You'll be alright before you know it.