Today, I found out I have an option on my phone to postpone the sending of my text messages. I thought it would be cute to send my boyfriend texts saying, "I love you and sweet dreams" every night at midnight for a month. He broke up with me and now I can't figure out how to stop the texts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
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sheagstaz 0
It's FHL because when he brings home another girl it will look like he is cheating. OP you are a genius
eliz3 0
I would've broken up with you BECAUSE of that crap idea.
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Comments (175)
DameGreyWulf 1
25, thank you, that was quite enlightening. Except I already read all that a few weeks ago. Coincidental. Oh, oh! What 96 said, by the way. But certainly there's a way to edit the message, at least?
xNatsuki 0
It should be FHL. He's the one that's going to have to receive them..
isantorin 0
I bet you're one of those people who also thinks it's "sweet" to watch your significant other IN THEIR SLEEP WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE a la twilight, eh? It's creepy. Plain and simple.
givememeat 0
my boy friend and i do that every morning and night just because we like to and to know the other one is thinking of each other, he is the one who started it too. Not all boys are jack asses
beaniebabe 0
why would you think he would like that? getting waked up in the middle of the night just to hear goodnight. no wonder he broke up with you
ecoppertone 0
can you please tell me what number 25 said? everyone keeps talking about it..and now i'm curious lol.
DameGreyWulf 1
... what. It's not creepy to just send someone a text if they're in a relationship lol I'd admit it would definitely get annoying after a while, for sure, but the thought is sweet... childish, but eh. Also, many people watch their lovers sleep... while in bed, of course. You know, like that Aerosmith song. Not while in the doorway or window or whatever. Twilight ****** that shit up.
TheOtherNewest1 6
I wonder why he broke up with you...
kimee21_fml 15
hey! Could u tell me what #25 wrote? I dont find it , and everyones is talking about it.. THANKS (:
Unregistered 0
whoa! I just got a crazy thought . . . maybe hes doing that to get into your pants? If you really think that you have a "meaningful relationship" with a guy when your in highschool you are obviously mistaken and have no idea what the other sex is thinking about
Unregistered 0
well when a girl says "I love you" to me that sends off alarm bells why the hell would I want to be with the same girl in high school. If your any guy who has any balls you realize that throwing out the word "love" for a girl=clingy. Seriously how can you be in love in high school with all your hormones flaring at an all time high. . . .