Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Anonymous
Wise words
Today, I realised that I live to work. I’m not even good at my job. FML
Petergibbons
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Life's good
Today, I realized I'd rather be constipated, sick, sit in long traffic lines, and inadvertently eat spoiled meat than spend another day at my shitty job. All things that happened to me today. FML
wtbfiber
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Give me strength
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
wookieewhosshe
Cowdenbeath, United Kingdom
Never miss a chance to sit down
Today, I was so busy all the time that I actually got a thrill out of sitting down and taking the weight off my feet. On the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
Money for whining
Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML
Anonymous
Cape Coral, United States
Productivity
Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently, taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML
constipated
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
DonPedro
United States
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
poomaster
United States
Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Shitty job, eh?
3rere 0
your bored and the first thing you do to kill time is take a dump?
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Comments (94)
theluckygirl28 8
wow that is a lot of toilet time. haha. what do you work as?
ydi_bitch 0
Toilet Clogger
PsYcHoSOADLaDy 0
Porta-Potty Cleaner :D
HahaYDI 0
Burger King worker!!
MsTs1 0
no one said working is supposed to be fun . YDI for not going to college and choose a career that interests you
Kylias 6
#13, #14, #21; You are my favorite. :D
JohnnyTheFox 0
You think you have it bad? Pooing is the most exciting part of almost every day for me.
CDS09 0
if you dont like it quite, if you want the money stop complaining....sorry but not every job is great....its more like an F my employers life "today I found out I have been paying a worker to take extremely long dumps since she thinks the job is boring but won't quit"
Fenali 0
#13, I love you.
allmidnighteyes 11
Shitty job, eh?
Starchild21 3
Lol my thoughts exactly :D #2 ftw ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
sucktobeyou 0
wtf...did you actually type (or copy and paste) you myspace signature every time you comment??
3rere 0
your bored and the first thing you do to kill time is take a dump?
brendiz 0
LOL the real FML here is FYL for being so damn constipated!
allmidnighteyes 11
This wouldn't be the case if she took her Benefiber tablets after every meal.
Glam_fml 0
If it takes you 8 hours to take a dump, you have bigger things to worry about than having a boring job.
sjks 0
my thoughts exactly
Kenpachi_fml 0
is it illegal for girls to take dumps??
waterynuggets 0
I'm about to go break the law right now Damn that illegal mexican meat!
Kenpachi_fml 0
Dont hold back
null_fml 11
What... the... ****...?
moonlight_daze 8
Wait.. What? It seems like you could get fired for that..
lambchops1213 0
i work with 4 guys that do that......i think its funny when they tell me what they are gunna do for the next 15 mins lol
generalfartimus 0
Wow. I like poop. It's kinda like fart.. :)