chaoticnh
Austria
Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Liar liar
Today, after many hours of practice, I tried to demonstrate my magic tricks to my friends. What wasn't part of the show was accidentally setting my pants on fire and having to put it out with a glass of red wine. FML
117halo12345
Sedgewickville, United States
Today, I was showing my 4 year old some of my fire magic tricks. I ended up getting 2nd degree burns on my left hand and burnt off half of her hair. FML
Teh_Moo_fml
Ouch, ouch, ouch
Today, I learned that you can actually sprain your groin for real. It hurts. FML
Painful
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nuts
Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML
It feels fucking awful
Pucker up
Today, on a whim, I decided to try to light a fart on fire. I now know how it feels to take a dump when you have a burn directly on your asshole. FML
person
Jordan
Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML
BubbaYoshi117
Kirkland, United States
Testing, testing
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
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iLazy 0
Sounds hot
DocBastard 40
For my next amazing trick, I'll make my pubes disappear! *POOF* Ta da!! *applause*
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Comments (119)
madhukar 3
well, hotdog.
ladybuz 0
i have one thinng to say...FAIL.!(:
OHnathanIO 4
That sounds like a perfect picture for a "Meanwhile in *insert magical place here*..." meme
theUBERcomment 1
its just crabs
lemonsquid 6
burn baby burn!
Phel 0
There should be a 3rd option to vote for. Ydi, yls, and lol
PSFanMike123 0
Um, didn't some1 do that on last season's America's Got Talent? Cause that's a pretty dumb thing to do if you ask me.
corrinaswan 0
ha talk about sex on fire
anythingmustbe 18
OOOO oo this sex is on fire
kitsune3 20
Yowch. I hope it was an unexpected accident rather than a case of trying something you didn't have enough experience for yet. Either way I'm sure it hurt and though the latter would be a case of YDI, I'm going with FYL because it had to suck bigtime regardless.