Teh_Moo_fml
Ouch, ouch, ouch
Today, I learned that you can actually sprain your groin for real. It hurts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
chaoticnh
Austria
Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Twang
Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Anonymous
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Tight
Today, I learned that you truly can get cramp in any muscle of your body, including that one specific ring of muscle in the back. Yes, I got a full on cramp in my asshole and yes, it is even more painful than you can possibly imagine. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Anon Y. Mous
San Francisco, United States
New sensation
Today, I learned what being stabbed in the leg by an ex feels like. FML
Kelly
Getting on
Today, I learned the hard way that age is not just a number when I completely threw out my back while sitting on the ground, gently tossing a ball. FML
Beackers675
Rip Torn
Today, I tore my ass crack. No, not my asshole, my ass crack. I don't know why, I don't know how, I just know it hurts. FML
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OrySoma 11
sloth life lol I work electrical construction and I've never pulled my groin
RichardPencil 32
You're more likely to pull your groin during exercise than work. Especially cushy jobs like electrical construction.
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RichardPencil 32
What kind of sedentary, slothful life have you had where you are just learning this?
OrySoma 11
sloth life lol I work electrical construction and I've never pulled my groin
RichardPencil 32
You're more likely to pull your groin during exercise than work. Especially cushy jobs like electrical construction.