chaoticnh
Austria
Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Liar liar
Today, after many hours of practice, I tried to demonstrate my magic tricks to my friends. What wasn't part of the show was accidentally setting my pants on fire and having to put it out with a glass of red wine. FML
117halo12345
Sedgewickville, United States
Today, I was showing my 4 year old some of my fire magic tricks. I ended up getting 2nd degree burns on my left hand and burnt off half of her hair. FML
Teh_Moo_fml
Ouch, ouch, ouch
Today, I learned that you can actually sprain your groin for real. It hurts. FML
Painful
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nuts
Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML
It feels fucking awful
Pucker up
Today, on a whim, I decided to try to light a fart on fire. I now know how it feels to take a dump when you have a burn directly on your asshole. FML
person
Jordan
Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML
BubbaYoshi117
Kirkland, United States
Testing, testing
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
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iLazy 0
Sounds hot
DocBastard 40
For my next amazing trick, I'll make my pubes disappear! *POOF* Ta da!! *applause*
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Comments (119)
crazyin321 0
I think this one requires some background information!
ipwnallmen 10
Great balls of fire!! =O and come on, who's saying he deserves this? ouch, OP, hope nothing was destroyed/damaged.
charlie43 1
"and now for my next trick, I'll-- OH SHIT"
MrXerxes5 6
Ouch. Also happens if you try and light your fart on fire.
redfaction 0
haha, fire crotch!
kalbrek009 20
lighting your farts is NOT a magic trick! It's foolish stupidity that can send you to the ER with 3rd degree burns inside your colon.
64ponygirl 1
you sound like you speak from experience.
grumpybarista 0
ydi if you had no clothes on. Otherwise, you'd be fine. And it's funny.
rhpsfan9 10
Abracadabra! looks like you need more practice
tona01 16
we don't need no water let the mother ****** burn!!
grass_hopperr 1
I actually cringed reading this.
pinkspaceboundro 0
I'm thinking- it wasn't so ****mAgIcAl**** -.-