Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was showing my 4 year old some of my fire magic tricks. I ended up getting 2nd degree burns on my left hand and burnt off half of her hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML
Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
Today, to impress my date with dinner, I spent hours prepping and cooking. Just as I was about to serve her, I realized I'd left the stove on and my kitchen was on fire. As the fire trucks arrived and my date looked on in horror, I couldn't help but think, "My cooking is so hot it literally set the house on fire." FML
Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML
Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML
Today, I went over to this girl's house that I really like. I was planning on cooking her dinner. In the process, the grease in the pan got too hot and caught fire. We ended up having to call the fire department. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
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pianoman05st 0
you don't do a trick like this inside a house glad she's pressing charges
menother 2
This is why you don't learn FIRE tricks from videos online that could easily be doctored. Although you probably need one now. Doesn't it take YEARS of practice for someone to learn this kind of trick in the real world?
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Comments (177)
lickmyjock 0
cool story bro
unfortunate_13 5
first thing that comes to mind: poor girl. FHL
Lozza111 0
hmm guy+fire+trying to impress girlfriend+inside= boom
jdawgg92 1
ur such an idiot
andruha1123 5
burn her house down... the only logical solution I see here
Gerblat 0
Maybe until you practice it a lot, and get reeeally good at it, you should practice outside...away from trees...and anything flammable. In fact, asphalt isn't flammable, why don't you go practice in the middle of a freeway?
beeship321 5
why in the house? seriously?!? are you THAT stupid? Your mother probably told u not to play with just matches in the house but blowing fire has got to burn something
the_pan1c 5
you dont do that inside stupid
danab_fml 0
it's kinda shitty that your own gf is pressing charges agianst you, but than agian, you're the dumbass that decided to play with fire indoors. I'm torn on how to vote.
pink_mx_braap 0
why in the workd would you play with fire inside
Devolver 0
Wow OP you're stupid. Not cool at all.
ryguy997 0
errrr... why in her room? don't EVER blow fire indoors unless you are in a huge place and you are a professional.
korn247 5
lmao ydi
smellyoldlady 0
yee, kinda like bringing a flamethrower in a house... not a good idea. =l
Clare420 0
never do fire tricks inside. duhh
LinkinParkPlaya 0
In soviet Russia fire breathes on you
junior_serb 4
that is the funniest shit I have ever heard. What a sick ****.
Carian01 0
what a ******* dick you ate OP
ninba20 0
ydi y the fu** would u do that in her room.... u are an idiot
nood_fml 0
stupid! fire breathing! you could have burnt your mouth badly (it hurts) and how would you not expect it going everywhere
epicenur 2
ever heard of a land called outside?
gatorgirl7563 22
First thign that comes to my mind: You did this INDOORS?
Bananichka 0
Fyl! but you should have been in a well ventilated room, or whatever. and FIRST
Lozza111 0
^^ haha, good one. if your writing a long comment #2 don't expect to be first, and saying first makes you look like an idiot, on another note, you have a good point about the whole ventilated room thing
Lozza111 0
ok, that sounded really bitchy, I didn't mean it like that, soz XP
jplumbob 4
u failed. oh well you did try. i did it once and did not even say "first" I just made a comment to the post. That way they don't disappear.
looper121 0
First Fail
ktbird 0
27, sometimes they do anyway. I think the mods hate me since I have relevant posts deleted all the time.
cherrypieguy 0
everytime I put MLIA in a post the comment gets deleted lol.
Lozza111 0
yeah I know what you mean, I got first once and had a relivent post but it got deleted, it might have been because I got two firsts in a row but it still annoyed me
menother 2
This is why you don't learn FIRE tricks from videos online that could easily be doctored. Although you probably need one now. Doesn't it take YEARS of practice for someone to learn this kind of trick in the real world?
troubleinharlem 0
xD I modded this one - I found it really funny, but it's also 3am, so... and yeah, it probably takes years.
Cian_1 28
Some forms of fire breathing are super easy - just don't breathe in! :P
BoyMac 0
Women are ******….
lucious_mama 0
I will definately agree with you^^^^
cockelover 0
no 4 my apple kicks ur apples ass
philipino 24
OK guys, lay off the unknown mixture of all drugs known to man for a second and make sense.
SgrA 18
I don't know what you mean but had to -1 you because of the Apple in your profile pic and 'Mac' in user name.
pianoman05st 0
you don't do a trick like this inside a house glad she's pressing charges
Silenthunter 0
The whole point of doing it inside is natural selection.
lizabethp 11
Smooth move!
jplumbob 4
cute baby. I want to squeeze those chubby cheeks.
lizabethp 11
lol..
FYLDeep 26
You should impress her by imitating the BME Pain Olympics video.
J33bus 0
win^
sabatical 0
blargh!!
RyGuy748 0
u got no game son!
DevilWearsPrado 0
hahaha you are stupid aren't you op?
twittom 0
yet another kid that hasn't seen the first 10 minutes of Revenge of the Nerds
comment11111 39
yeah