chaoticnh
Austria
Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Liar liar
Today, after many hours of practice, I tried to demonstrate my magic tricks to my friends. What wasn't part of the show was accidentally setting my pants on fire and having to put it out with a glass of red wine. FML
117halo12345
Sedgewickville, United States
Today, I was showing my 4 year old some of my fire magic tricks. I ended up getting 2nd degree burns on my left hand and burnt off half of her hair. FML
Teh_Moo_fml
Ouch, ouch, ouch
Today, I learned that you can actually sprain your groin for real. It hurts. FML
Painful
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nuts
Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML
It feels fucking awful
Pucker up
Today, on a whim, I decided to try to light a fart on fire. I now know how it feels to take a dump when you have a burn directly on your asshole. FML
person
Jordan
Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML
BubbaYoshi117
Kirkland, United States
Testing, testing
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Top comments
iLazy 0
Sounds hot
DocBastard 40
For my next amazing trick, I'll make my pubes disappear! *POOF* Ta da!! *applause*
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Comments (119)
IloveyouJon 11
much faster than shaving your pubs!
IloveyouJon 11
pubes*
athena3100 9
Mmm yummy.
ArielTheMermaid 17
bahahahaha hot nuts anyone? :)
OfficeNinja 5
and now for my next trick, I'll make the paramedics appear!! PRESTO!
CateXOX 0
It might not have been OP's magic trick that went wrong. If it was, YDI. If not, FYL
shutupYDI 4
you stupid ****. the FML clearly says that the magic trick went wrong. how dumb do you need to be not to catch that. read a couple times if you are a slow comprehender to avoid pissing people like me off.
Spooks7985_fml 2
At least it wasn't due to an s.t.d. There's always a silver lining!
Suddenly 0
burn baby burn
blondie1208 17
hot. hahaha
Consequences 0
ILLUSION, Michael!
em1nem13 0
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